Fantasies

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Zuma
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Nice one Dave :)
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X wrote:
Black Shuk wrote:


Oh, and I'd like to **** Patricia Morrisson up the ******* ****. While Terri Nunn watches.
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Im With Shuk on this one... And Im not fussy who watches. :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol:
Please don't think I;m a sick b*****d. I'm only human!
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Black Planet
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Black Shuk wrote:
X wrote:
Black Shuk wrote:


Oh, and I'd like to **** Patricia Morrisson up the ******* ****. While Terri Nunn watches.
:twisted:
Im With Shuk on this one... And Im not fussy who watches. :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol:
Please don't think I;m a sick b*****d. I'm only human!
Well said. I'd love to be on my back looking into Andrew's eyes, as he proves to me he really is a love god.

And yes, Shuk, it is only human.

Well I'm off to watch my sisters's vids...and do some hard core lusting..........LMAO

Oh and I see my Pet's mood has lifted...I'm here to make you smile... and I'm glad I did.


Planet
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Black Planet
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Well we have had that Oprah hug..can we get back to normal.?

I want my DoG.


And the rest of it all...


back stage...door he says..Planet got a car?

Oh yeah I say... it's the BarryBoy Thing all souped up with no where to go, '

Andy frowns, and says....

Jesus christ! I thought U were a 57 Chevy. with flames.

TBC

it means to be continued.
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Well I want to be one of Marilyn Manson's bunnies (see avatar pic), but he'd look like he did in the "Man That You Fear" video - long hair, full make - up and a preachers outfit :kiss: :twisted: :roll: ....*swoons*
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MrChris wrote:I'm not really fussed, but I don't wanna be a mule
:urff: :lol:
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Black Planet
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"It must have been very difficult to live in an age before Joanna Lumley and have to figure out which goddesses combined would make your ideal person. No one else is a patch on her. Without doubt God's finest creation." - AE

You see, it's just that kind of s**t that makes me love him!

And he's wrong, I am God's finest creation, he just doesn't realize it yet.

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Black Planet wrote:"It must have been very difficult to live in an age before Joanna Lumley and have to figure out which goddesses combined would make your ideal person. No one else is a patch on her. Without doubt God's finest creation." - AE

You see, it's just that kind of s**t that makes me love him!

And he's wrong, I am God's finest creation, he just doesn't realize it yet.

Planet
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:D :D :D

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Quiff Boy:D :D :D

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The Whiplash Queen! Or would you rather dance the burlesque with me?

ROTFLMAO

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Isn't he the most gorgeus Man you've ever laid eyes on?????? See avatar.
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I must admit..that is a rather tasty photo you have there.......
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Black Planet wrote:Well we have had that Oprah hug..can we get back to normal.?

I want my DoG.


And the rest of it all...

U want to make friends...then u stay here...

no more Planet talking to Chief?...u stand alone...nekkid...as your god intended!

( . ) :P ( . )
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well i'm confused! :o
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and slightly distressed! :D :D :D :urff:
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Black Planet
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Holy s**t.

Quiff Boy, that's one hell of an avatar.

I almost went into cardiac arrest.

My God? Well well, I tend to favor the Roman ones.

Go look up Priapus. He's a nice garden god. And when I am in Pompeii I am going to see a thousand year old mural of him. Sighs..............If only real men were so well endowed.

Last, for heaven's sake, what's with you Scots? Are you all so dour? All so pouty and moody like Duncan McCleod? I just don't get it! For god's sake...smile. It wont kill you.

Planet
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Black Planet wrote: Last, for heaven's sake, what's with you Scots? Are you all so dour? All so pouty and moody like Duncan McCleod? I just don't get it! For god's sake...smile. It wont kill you.

Planet
;)
Hey Zuma! Thes lassie's nivir bin tae glesgae fura bevvy, methinks!


Hey Doll! Dinnae compare us glesgae boys wiv aw they chooctars!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/tv/chewin ... 2_big.html

http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/tv/chewin ... roblem.wav

http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/tv/chewin ... lunger.wav
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Big Si wrote:
Black Planet wrote: Last, for heaven's sake, what's with you Scots? Are you all so dour? All so pouty and moody like Duncan McCleod? I just don't get it! For god's sake...smile. It wont kill you.

Planet
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Hey Zuma! Thes lassie's nivir bin tae glesgae fura bevvy, methinks!


Hey Doll! Dinnae compare us glesgae boys wiv aw they chooctars!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/tv/chewin ... 2_big.html

http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/tv/chewin ... roblem.wav

http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/tv/chewin ... lunger.wav
Hi Si

Know what you mean...after 3 years in London I am pleased to be anywhere else and could choose worse than Cumbria. Nothing wrong with Glasgae apart from they need to get out more methinks....

PS got a meeting in a couple of weeks with N*L in Glasgow.....

PPS still owe you a pint :D
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Black Planet wrote:Holy ****.

for heaven's sake, what's with you Scots? Are you all so dour? All so pouty and moody like Duncan McCleod? I just don't get it! For god's sake...smile. It wont kill you.

Planet
;)

I think i know when to smile sweetness...

and smiling at you...nekkid...is just about the funnist thing i can imagine

Duncan (Highlander) McCleod is that?...i think you'll find that the film stars a damn French man...and the TV series has something altogether different...but definately not Scottish...

just what the **** am i doing defending this?...i ain't even a Jock...i was born south of the Thames...
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Quiff Boy wrote:well i'm confused! :o
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and slightly distressed! :D :D :D :urff:

just to explain...

we is having a spat...not unusual...but it's kinda difficult...and i'm enjoying the moment....
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Zuma wrote:
Big Si wrote:
Black Planet wrote: Last, for heaven's sake, what's with you Scots? Are you all so dour? All so pouty and moody like Duncan McCleod? I just don't get it! For god's sake...smile. It wont kill you.

Planet
;)
Hey Zuma! Thes lassie's nivir bin tae glesgae fura bevvy, methinks!


Hey Doll! Dinnae compare us glesgae boys wiv aw they chooctars!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/tv/chewin ... 2_big.html

http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/tv/chewin ... roblem.wav

http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/tv/chewin ... lunger.wav
Hi Si

Know what you mean...after 3 years in London I am pleased to be anywhere else and could choose worse than Cumbria. Nothing wrong with Glasgae apart from they need to get out more methinks....

PS got a meeting in a couple of weeks with N*L in Glasgow.....

PPS still owe you a pint :D
There's a pub just round the corner on Eglinton Toll called the Maxwell Arms, it's a right dive, name the time and I'll hopefully see you there!

:notworthy:
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Mrs RicheyJames
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Oi!!!!!!!!!! My Parents come from Cumbria! Not saying its great or owt but SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sexygoth wrote:Oi!!!!!!!!!! My Parents come from Cumbria! Not saying its great or owt but SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!
Que?

Love it here........!

Maxwell Arms it is Si... :twisted:
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Sexygoth wrote:Oi!!!!!!!!!! My Parents come from Cumbria! Not saying its great or owt but SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello Miss D! How are you doing these days? Nice avatar by ra way!
Zuma wrote: Que?

Love it here........!

Maxwell Arms it is Si... :twisted:
hmmm, maybe city centre would be better, maxwell arms is abit dodgy and looks like a building site, and also depends on what evening shift I'm working on. Merchant City is brand new at the moment, Locomotiv or O'neills next to Arta have a great selection of beer and food! Och we'll sort something out.
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No worries Si, will PM when I get the meet sorted....my ex drummer has an art shop in Merchant City - Phoenix Contemorary - right next to O'Neils..so know where you mean..
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Black Planet
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I think i know when to smile sweetness...

and smiling at you...nekkid...is just about the funnist thing i can imagine

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Well my Pet, I am glad I can make you smile...and yeah,

DD

s**t I hate it.

Planet
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:cry: my fantasy/dream is actually very sad :cry:
- to actually see The Sisters perform live- :notworthy:
as long as I live where I live, it will never happen...

How often do The sisters perform live?

Just in case The Sisters of Mercy management are reading this (?!), and are organising live shows :? , I am planning a small vacation to England and neighbouring countries mid 2004, so just keep ME in mind !
How pathetic :cry:

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