Master of the universe?

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Well, seems Bush's claims just went beyond our fair planet earth and he wants to become 'Master of the universe'. I read in a tiny article in today's newspaper he's just signed a bill which prohibits anyone they don't like to go in space to go into space...

Sure, they claim their economy relies heavily on whatever they have hanging around there, but doesn't anyone else's?

Found an English article after a long search: Clicky
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What a total total penis.
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So he's no longer content with trying to control the whole world? What a surprise! :lol:
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c**t!
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Ch4 - 22:00 tonight- Death of a President. It's only a matter of time folks :wink:
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... it's not about Hawkwind then, Z? ;D
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James Blast wrote:... it's not about Hawkwind then, Z? ;D
They've handed out the weapons, and your armour's ready too...
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James Blast wrote:... it's not about Hawkwind then, Z? ;D
Got me as well....
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What was all that about 'a prog rock forum in disguise' again? :wink:
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Obviousman wrote:What was all that about 'a prog rock forum in disguise' again? :wink:
Prog is everywhere, few will admit it on open forum 'tho.

sorry Z, I've derailed your thread - President Chimp's actions do not surprise me, Amerikan is a rogue state
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James Blast wrote:
Obviousman wrote:What was all that about 'a prog rock forum in disguise' again? :wink:
Prog is everywhere, few will admit it on open forum 'tho.

sorry Z, I've derailed your thread - President Chimp's actions do not surprise me, Amerikan is a rogue state
What is Prog Rock? :?: :?
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I am the creator of this universe
The wind of time is blowing through me
And it's all moving relative to me,
It's all a figment of my mind
In a world that I designed
Charged with cosmic energy
Has the world gone mad or is it me?

I am the centre of this universe
And all that it was meant to be
So that we might learn to see
This foolishness that lives in us
And stupidity that we must suss
How to banish from our minds
If you call this living I must be blind
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Thought this thread was about Von... :lol:
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DerekR wrote:Ch4 - 22:00 tonight- Death of a President. It's only a matter of time folks :wink:
GOOD, sooner rather than later please :innocent:
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:So he's no longer content with trying to control the whole world? What a surprise! :lol:
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I doubt he'll be satisfied... probably get bored of it after awhile.
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9while9 wrote:
James Blast wrote:
Obviousman wrote:What was all that about 'a prog rock forum in disguise' again? :wink:
Prog is everywhere, few will admit it on open forum 'tho.

sorry Z, I've derailed your thread - President Chimp's actions do not surprise me, Amerikan is a rogue state
What is Prog Rock? :?: :?
Like regular rock but worse... :P
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Fcuk that spanner and his cronies, everyone is welcome on my planet. :lol:

It's more fun than getting blown to smithereens in a iffy rocket, too. Just.
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Nic wrote:
9while9 wrote:
James Blast wrote:Prog is everywhere, few will admit it on open forum 'tho.

sorry Z, I've derailed your thread - President Chimp's actions do not surprise me, Amerikan is a rogue state
What is Prog Rock? :?: :?
Like regular rock but worse... :P
:lol:
wonder if James would feel the same? :innocent:
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At the risk of being tormented for asking, here goes...

What "document" or "order" is the article referring to? Who wrote it? Is it "proposed legislation?" I would like to read it.
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9while9 wrote:
James Blast wrote:
Obviousman wrote:What was all that about 'a prog rock forum in disguise' again? :wink:
Prog is everywhere, few will admit it on open forum 'tho.

sorry Z, I've derailed your thread - President Chimp's actions do not surprise me, Amerikan is a rogue state
What is Prog Rock? :?: :?
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Your thesaurus is broken. Who the fook spells talent with an 'f'? :innocent:
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DarkAngel wrote:At the risk of being tormented for asking, here goes...

What "document" or "order" is the article referring to? Who wrote it? Is it "proposed legislation?" I would like to read it.
I agree with you. (Take a deep breath ;) )

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"A big space enthusiast" - Mark that sounds so cutely old-fashioned. :lol: :notworthy:
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