Let's all welcome our 2000th member..

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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loanjfcs the spambot!

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With 28th March 1983 birthday again! ???

Banned, ta.
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Well, even with these spam accounts, we're over 2000 members. Something to be proud of, I guess. :lol:
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markfiend wrote:With 28th March 1983 birthday again! ???

Banned, ta.
:evil: That was a bit hasty Mr Fiend.............did anybody see if his viagra was cheaper than others or what quality his porn was? :innocent: :twisted:
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It was loans, scotty, ye've not missed out. :lol:
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Dark wrote:It was loans, scotty, ye've not missed out. :lol:
Ah, that's OK then..............as you were :lol:
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car loans? cause my wreck's on its last legs :lol:
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Car repair loans? :innocent:
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Zuma wrote:Car repair loans?
From a diet pill? Now that's clever
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*sigh* Seems like only yesterday we were welcoming Chairman BOX...
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in a moment of logical :innocent: thinking today i was tempted to register as a sock-puppet called sisterlee love and try to fool you all into thinking i was someone slightly less dull than a bitter and twisted ex-guitarist with the girls who -if pushed - might just be able to remember when i was mates with von and had the respect of the fan-base; but who when it came down to it couldn't help but start threads like "hands up who liked the sisters better when ***was in them" and "which of von's failings do you hate the most".

however i believe it's been done- so i thought i'd look at some porn instead.
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"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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Evening Lee!
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Interestingly enough, wikipedia has this to say about the 23rd March 1983:
The Apatosaurus is made the official state dinosaur of Guam.
Of course, the fact that it isn't the date in question kinda hamstrings things a little, but hey! nothing like trying.
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Please do so Lee. Might bring some fun back.
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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evening keith! is your burd as fat as you yet? :innocent: :kiss: :lol:

am i not fun enough jess? (i notice your looking a bit rough in your avatar but still gorgeous as ever if you shaved i bet.) :innocent: :P :kiss:
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"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:evening keith! is your burd as fat as you yet? :innocent: :kiss: :lol:
See you're back then :lol: :notworthy: :kiss: 8)

Naw, the Burds no' as fat as the Wife :innocent:
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote: am i not fun enough jess? (i notice your looking a bit rough in your avatar but still gorgeous as ever if you shaved i bet.) :innocent: :P :kiss:
ah well, times ARE rough. No need to shave for this lot. :wink:
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:wink:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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