Alien TV shows available soon

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how bizarre...we could be watching ET's version of Star Trek which can only be slightly more exciting...



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That's not news!

I'm watching 'The Weakest Link' for years now...

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:That's not news!

I'm watching 'The Weakest Link' for years now...

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lost in space obvioulsy :innocent:
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God help us if they ever get ours. We'll either be destroyed or they'll run a mile (light year? parsec?) from us. We shoulda never come out of the caves (haven't said that in a while! :D )
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This is of course assuming that aliens are lazy bastards with nothing to do except sit on their ass and watch trash all day.
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nick the stripper wrote:This is of course assuming that aliens are lazy bastards with nothing to do except sit on their ass and watch trash all day.
And THAT's assuming they are from the Planet Glesga, somewhere in the belt of Plexus Solaris... ;D

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why shouldn't they watch TV...

OK so it may be a little less boring or graphic than ours...but hell...if they're getting TVX or the other pron channels they won't have a clue what to think about the mating rituals of our planet...


thankfully you Johnny Foreigners out there have even less censorship then us Brits...so the actual intercourse bit won't be edited out!
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