Top 3 movies i have found both stupid but hilarious.

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1. Forest warrior
2. Escape from L.A
3. (Insert Chuck Norris Movie Here)

i quote a line from Walker Texas Ranger-


Chucks sidekick- We've gotta go to that warehouse
Chuck- what are you saying? we gotta go to the warehouse?

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Try Blood Diner. A classic, and it features The Cramps
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Try Matrix Reloaded...
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a personal favorite of mine, which doesn't get half the outings it deserves (it being far better/worse than the sound of music any day of the week, never mind f*cking christmas...)

drun roll please..............

"hell comes to frogtown"

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/hellfrog/

it does indeed arouse the three snakes!!!
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Zardoz (Anyone remember this Si-fi turkey starring Sean Connery?)

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/zardoz/
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OK Who forgot "Plan Nine From Outer Space" - in particular the scene where the "alien" stamps his foot in anger - Now Thats Class....
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Scardwel wrote:Zardoz (Anyone remember this Si-fi turkey starring Sean Connery?)

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/zardoz/
I always thought this was a very good (if a bit silly) film!

my top three are:

Braindead (best film Peter Jackson ever did)
Wierd Science
Return of the living Dead (punk Zombies - f**k yeah!)
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Black Shuk wrote:
Scardwel wrote:Zardoz (Anyone remember this Si-fi turkey starring Sean Connery?)

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/zardoz/
I always thought this was a very good (if a bit silly) film!

my top three are:

Braindead (best film Peter Jackson ever did)
Wierd Science
Return of the living Dead (punk Zombies - f**k yeah!)
braindead's one of my fave films ever. bad taste too...

weird science rocks because oingo boingo did the theme to it.

i nominate an all-time classic: Howard The Duck.

classic.
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I thought Weird science was a stupidly wicked movie

mom- "Theres your son!!, Gary!!"
Dad- "Whose this gary character?"

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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d00mw0lf wrote:
i nominate an all-time classic: Howard The Duck.

classic.
I saw Howard the Duck when I was about 14, and loved it.
Then I found out years later that it was, apparently, a 'bad film.'
How stupid I felt!

I hate jealous, bitchy, jumped-up film reviewers. film critics make music critics look dignified.
If a new film gets awful reviews, I always go and watch it immediately.
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That Val Kilmer film where he plays a secret agent? Not The Saint (but it does count ;D ) the 80's one with Omar Sharif and Peter Cushing. Anyone remember it?

Mel Brooks - The Producers (and Springtime for Hitler :notworthy: )

Anything with Chevy Chase! (Fletch :notworthy: )
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Top Secret I think is the one you're looking for. By the same people that did Airplane! and Naked Gun.

Chevy Chase is a comedy genius. Caddy Shack, that one with Goldie Hawn and Dudley Moore and of course the Vacation films!

Mel Brooks sucks ass. Sry.

Peter Jackson is fantastic. Although Meet The Feebles still gives me nightmares. There is something not right about it
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I know I've alreeady 'had' three, but can I also add that I love 'Cannibal the Musical'?

"Let's all build a snowman..."
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