HL as a pub

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Aww c'mon! we've now got a 12 minute Never Land and an early SKOS.
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James Blast wrote:Aww c'mon! we've now got a 12 minute Never Land and an early SKOS.
The CDs still haven't turned up for some of us. :innocent:
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markfiend wrote:
James Blast wrote:Aww c'mon! we've now got a 12 minute Never Land and an early SKOS.
The CDs still haven't turned up for some of us. :innocent:
Oi!
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Zuma wrote:
markfiend wrote:
James Blast wrote:Aww c'mon! we've now got a 12 minute Never Land and an early SKOS.
The CDs still haven't turned up for some of us. :innocent:
Oi!
Dave!......leave it............it's not wurfit Mate!!!!

I've been barred from better Pubs than this :twisted: :lol:
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;D Just kidding.
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markfiend wrote:;D Just kidding.
:lol:
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:lol:
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scotty wrote:
Zuma wrote:
markfiend wrote:The CDs still haven't turned up for some of us. :innocent:
Oi!
Dave!......leave it............it's not wurfit Mate!!!!

I've been barred from better Pubs than this :twisted: :lol:
Whose in charge of the jukebox? Nae Hawkwind!!!

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You lot! Oot! Noo!
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James Blast wrote:You lot! Oot! Noo!
Leg it, it's the Bouncer! :eek:
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weebleswobble wrote:Whose in charge of the jukebox? Nae Hawkwind!!!

:P
Loads of early Genesis and all that tho' 8)
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weebleswobble wrote:
James Blast wrote:You lot! Oot! Noo!
Leg it, it's the Bouncer! :eek:
You managed to get the Genesis CD's in the fire?
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The Juke Box is resplendent in Hawkwind, but being an HL public house, they all have cryptic names...
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James Blast wrote:The Juke Box is resplendent in Hawkwind, but being an HL public house, they all have cryptic names...
That's the way we like it 8)
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weebleswobble wrote:
James Blast wrote:You lot! Oot! Noo!
Leg it, it's the Bouncer! :eek:
Ask Derek how I get on with Bouncers :lol: ................INTAE THUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:
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James Blast wrote:The Juke Box is resplendent in Hawkwind, but being an HL public house, they all have cryptic names...
Pish, pish and maer pish? :lol:
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this bar shuts in 17 mins.

Last Ordurs! Puhleez!!!
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James Blast wrote:this bar shuts in 17 mins.

Last Ordurs! Puhleez!!!
Any chance o' a wee lock in?
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can someone please turn off the jukebox...all those hawkwind tracks are making my head spin






coz lets face it...there's no chance of it being the watered down pish they serve as beer that's making me dizzy...who's got the Pims?
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Pims? Pims!

Yur barred!

... and on the jooky now is Blitzkreig Bop, 5 times

awrite!?
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This bar should never shut :twisted:
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Zuma wrote:This bar should never shut :twisted:
This bar is always closing...
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James Blast wrote:
Zuma wrote:This bar should never shut :twisted:
This bar is always closing...
But not shut :lol:
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Zuma wrote:
James Blast wrote:
Zuma wrote:This bar should never shut :twisted:
This bar is always closing...
But not shut :lol:
Any Specials? Ken, ah fancy a double aftershock wae a dash a voddy :urff:
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Ye'll huv Nitrogen, like aw the regulars.

or

Feck aff, Son!
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