Are you a Ned or a Slapper? (New Personality Test)

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Rating 2: Hauf-a-Ned

You’re just not the full bifta ur ye? Fair enough, you could do dot tae dot on yer coupon that you’ve that many plooks, ‘n’ ye can handle yer buckie ‘n’ yer jellies, but you’d be keechin’ in yer joggies if it came to a proper square go. Think yer a bit of a ticket? I’ll punch a hole in ye son.


Glad it was omly a 2! - well I was brung up in a better part of Glasgie..

not sure if too many folks will get the joke though :)
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What's a Ned?

and I couldn't understand half the questions :cry:
Why don't you ask the kids at Tiananmen Square
Was fashion the reason why they were there?
They disguise it, hypnotize it
Television made you buy it
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cyn Posted: Thu 10 Apr, 2003 Post subject: Re: Are you a Ned or a Slapper? (New Personality Test)

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Big Si wrote:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/entertain ... ndex.shtml


What's a Ned?

and I couldn't understand half the questions
NED - Non Educated Delinquent (or SCALLY as they are known in the north of england), you can tell them by the brightly colored tracksuits (in glasgow they tuck them into bright white sports socks ;D ), baseball caps (worn at a distinctive angle) and gold sovereign rings on each and every finger.

For more info try this page and learn the banter - http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/entertain ... tion.shtml

Enjoy! :lol: :D
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Big Si wrote:
cyn Posted: Thu 10 Apr, 2003 Post subject: Re: Are you a Ned or a Slapper? (New Personality Test)

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Big Si wrote:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/entertain ... ndex.shtml


What's a Ned?

and I couldn't understand half the questions
NED - Non Educated Delinquent (or SCALLY as they are known in the north of england), you can tell them by the brightly colored tracksuits (in glasgow they tuck them into bright white sports socks ;D ), baseball caps (worn at a distinctive angle) and gold sovereign rings on each and every finger.

For more info try this page and learn the banter - http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/entertain ... tion.shtml

Enjoy! :lol: :D
Eeeewww sounds Ghetto to me.
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Was fashion the reason why they were there?
They disguise it, hypnotize it
Television made you buy it
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Just got the Burd tae answer ra questions - part-time slapper :D Some what relieved as I only see her at weekends :wink:
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Apparently, I'm a "Pro Slapper" - who knew?! :eek: :twisted: :innocent: :von:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Well all did :wink:
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slicepack wrote:Well all did :wink:
HEY!!! :evil: I resemble that remark! Hahaha!! J/k... :wink: ;D :innocent:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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