Shakira Using A Public Lavatory In Basingstoke - Come See

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I've notice a mellowing of vibes on our little Island. Very few cross words - not much sniping - no heavy duty political debate.

As you were. :D :notworthy:
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You want to be careful posting threads with Shakira in the titles; I almost went into ban the spam mode :lol:

But yeah, a lot more pleasant of late. 8)
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markfiend wrote:You want to be careful posting threads with Shakira in the titles; I almost went into ban the spam mode :lol:

But yeah, a lot more pleasant of late. 8)
I like to live on the edge Mark. I'm a maverick. :lol:
Oh the irony - Laugh? I nearly did. :|
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Perhaps we're all mellowing with age? :innocent:
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The lot of ye can get stuffed!

how'd I do Steve? :)
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I was hoping for a picture of Shakira doing a bloody great dump! :(
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markfiend wrote:You want to be careful posting threads with Shakira in the titles; I almost went into ban the spam mode :lol:

But yeah, a lot more pleasant of late. 8)
I'll be honest, I was hoping for at least a picture of Shakira :twisted:
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Knock yourself out. :lol:
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markfiend wrote:Knock yourself out. :lol:
No sign of any toilet related activity. Damn shame. :(
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markfiend wrote:Knock yourself out. :lol:
Mark, you are a bad man, there are no cold showers at work :wink:
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Hom_Corleone wrote:I've notice a mellowing of vibes on our little Island. Very few cross words - not much sniping - no heavy duty political debate.

As you were. :D :notworthy:
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..oh, go on, I'll say it anyway..

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:lol:
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Hom_Corleone wrote:
markfiend wrote:Knock yourself out. :lol:
No sign of any toilet related activity. Damn shame. :(
Not true Steve..........every song she's had's been PISH!!!! ;D
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Where's the greatest export to leave Columbia since coffee and 'marching powder' ? I was all ready to make my way to Basingstoke ( sounds southern to me) with a jar of hand cream some kleenex and me digi camera!!

You bar-stids!!! Duped again..
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...........and she's got a face that looks like its been set alight and then put out with a shovel!
talentless cow!!
go and listen to bleeding me by metallica instead!
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bushman*pm wrote:...........and she's got a face that looks like its been set alight and then put out with a shovel!
talentless cow!!
go and listen to bleeding me by metallica instead!
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I would still shag her before any of the Metallica boys :lol:
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Hom_Corleone wrote:I've notice a mellowing of vibes on our little Island. Very few cross words - not much sniping - no heavy duty political debate.

As you were. :D :notworthy:
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That was a clean post young Dark! :eek:
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DerekR wrote:Indeed, it's a far nicer place when those who threaten to stay away actually do :wink: :notworthy:
He speaks the truth. Again.
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MadameButterfly wrote:
Hom_Corleone wrote:I've notice a mellowing of vibes on our little Island. Very few cross words - not much sniping - no heavy duty political debate.

As you were. :D :notworthy:
Tell me you touched wood whilst typing that post!
I'll be honest, I did titter! :lol:
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