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...now it looks like :von: will never need to deal with other musicians ever again...
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:lol: :notworthy:

A cigarette or vodka/cranberry with that option would suit hime better though. :D
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So if the wearer of said shirt is having a quick J Arthur does it sound like Death Metal?
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That's great for us, guitar players. Now we don't need any more flight cases, or fear that our precious lovelies will be manhandled wrongly by rude baggage handlers. Just pack a suitcase with a laptop and some shirts in any colour you like, hook it up to Guitar Rig at the gig and you're al set. Touring just became easier... and standing on stage more uninteresting with no wooden phallus symbol to show off with... :twisted:
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I foresee problems though (at least for certain... ahem..."gothiccy" bands), for which the Ebow is an essantial tool... how the hell would you use one of those on a shirt for chrissakes????!!!
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Nice. I'll take one in Gretsch White Falcon, Size S. ;D
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Am i the only one who wonders why on earth are news stupid as that reported? Maybe that'd be good for the tabloids, but it's terribly suspicious that BBC has nothing better to report.

Which is all well and good, of course. Switching from lies to stupidity is perhaps a step towards improvement.
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itnAklipse wrote:Am i the only one who wonders why on earth are news stupid as that reported?
Back in the day the medias used to be manipulated, whether it be by the CIA, the FBI, etc.
Now they're so dumb, stupid and incompetent, you don't even need to manipulate them anymore. Just let them do their job. :urff:
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itnAklipse wrote:Am i the only one who wonders why on earth are news stupid as that reported? Maybe that'd be good for the tabloids, but it's terribly suspicious that BBC has nothing better to report.

Which is all well and good, of course. Switching from lies to stupidity is perhaps a step towards improvement.
:eek: :eek: :eek: Seriously mate, you need to get out more :eek: :eek: :eek:
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Badlander wrote:
itnAklipse wrote:Am i the only one who wonders why on earth are news stupid as that reported?
Back in the day the medias used to be manipulated, whether it be by the CIA, the FBI, etc.
Now they're so dumb, stupid and incompetent, you don't even need to manipulate them anymore. Just let them do their job. :urff:
They got tired of having to manipulate audiences, so they figured they'd simply dumb them down so much that the majority are politically apathetic and then the others are divided and conquered by news channels that are so bias that anyone with two or more brain-cells (a rarity) is so disillusioned with the system that they too become apathetic; except for election time, when the government and news media see to it that everyone feels like their opinion really, really matters to keep people comfy in their "democracy".

Elvis had the right idea.

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itnAklipse wrote:Am i the only one who wonders why on earth are news stupid as that reported? Maybe that'd be good for the tabloids, but it's terribly suspicious that BBC has nothing better to report.

Which is all well and good, of course. Switching from lies to stupidity is perhaps a step towards improvement.
Last week I saw an advert for a magazine, and it’s selling point was “world exclusive: see Kate Moss’s brand new nose!�

That is the kind of information that sells nowadays. Not facts about habeas-corpus rights practically being revoked, but tabloid crap about “famous� people’s private lives. It honestly makes me sick.
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nick the stripper wrote:
itnAklipse wrote:Am i the only one who wonders why on earth are news stupid as that reported? Maybe that'd be good for the tabloids, but it's terribly suspicious that BBC has nothing better to report.

Which is all well and good, of course. Switching from lies to stupidity is perhaps a step towards improvement.
Last week I saw an advert for a magazine, and it’s selling point was “world exclusive: see Kate Moss’s brand new nose!�

That is the kind of information that sells nowadays. Not facts about habeas-corpus rights practically being revoked, but tabloid crap about “famous� people’s private lives. It honestly makes me sick.
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weebleswobble wrote: I'm a Grumpy Old Man but sometimes......... ;D
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nick the stripper wrote:
weebleswobble wrote: I'm a Grumpy Old Man but sometimes......... ;D
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weebleswobble wrote: Chaps please Lighten Up
It's a beautiful day and I love you all. Ain't life grand ? ;D
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seems like a completely sh*t idea to me!
how much damage are you going to cause lashing out at the amps, drumkit, audience etc with a t shirt instead of an axe? man?
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Now now. Amps, drumkits and guitars are all precious, expensive things 'gainst or with which 'tis ill-advised to lash out...
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