Thank You Scotty

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Hurrah!! With your instruction I have managed to upload an avatar :D :notworthy:
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Bloody hell! :eek: scotty giving technical advice? Whatever next?

You do realize he probably asked Ma'grit, don't you? :lol:
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***NEWS JUST IN***
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Did he tell you to read the FAQ? :lol:
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James Blast wrote:***NEWS JUST IN***
:lol: Hell Freezes Over! :lol:
Wi' flying pigs :lol:
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I conclude Arch Deviant is Kieth, it's the only explanation... ;D
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it's a slippery slope..
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He told me how to resize the picture. Is that really so surprising??
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it is if it's scotty doing it.
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Perhaps he has been taking night classes as it worked.
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Arch Deviant wrote:Perhaps he has been taking night classes as it worked.
He's probably just had something odd for dinner :lol:

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***NEWS UPDATE***
:lol: Sisters release new album :lol:
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@ Arch Deviant, you're welcome :wink:

@ The rest of you cheeky barstewards..........get it richt up yis :twisted: :lol: :lol:
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scotty wrote:@ Arch Deviant, you're welcome :wink:

@ The rest of you cheeky barstewards..........get it richt up yis :twisted: :lol: :lol:
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I dunno about the rest of you, but I'm buying me a fallout shelter and about 20 years supply of tinned food.

Just on the off-chance that Nostradamus knew what he was talking about after all.

I'm getting scared...
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Dear Scotty,

Last night I was trying to set up a Linux/Apache/MySQL/PHP web-server from the command line. I got FC6 installed fine, but when I was installing apache (1.3.37) I couldn't get it to configure using the Non-SSL Dynamic Shared Objects installation method. "Make Install" kept throwing up errors, almost as if I was missing a C compiler. Any help you can give would be gratefully received

Regards,

Paul

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lazarus corporation wrote:Dear Scotty,

Last night I was trying to set up a Linux/Apache/MySQL/PHP web-server from the command line. I got FC6 installed fine, but when I was installing apache (1.3.37) I couldn't get it to configure using the Non-SSL Dynamic Shared Objects installation method. "Make Install" kept throwing up errors, almost as if I was missing a C compiler. Any help you can give would be gratefully received

Regards,

Paul

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Dear Paul,

Kick it in the groin as if there were no tomorrow.

Regards,

Scotty.

(PS: I see the problem, tho... Look at the serial number of your Apache. "1.3.37" spells "1337" and we all know that doesn't work for a metre...;) )
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
lazarus corporation wrote:Dear Scotty,

Last night I was trying to set up a Linux/Apache/MySQL/PHP web-server from the command line. I got FC6 installed fine, but when I was installing apache (1.3.37) I couldn't get it to configure using the Non-SSL Dynamic Shared Objects installation method. "Make Install" kept throwing up errors, almost as if I was missing a C compiler. Any help you can give would be gratefully received

Regards,

Paul

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Dear Paul,

Kick it in the groin as if there were no tomorrow.

Regards,

Scotty.
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lazarus corporation wrote:Dear Scotty,

Last night I was trying to set up a Linux/Apache/MySQL/PHP web-server from the command line. I got FC6 installed fine, but when I was installing apache (1.3.37) I couldn't get it to configure using the Non-SSL Dynamic Shared Objects installation method. "Make Install" kept throwing up errors, almost as if I was missing a C compiler. Any help you can give would be gratefully received

Regards,

Paul

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Hi Paul,

Mmmm...........that's a difficult one, I think I can see your problem, go back to when you successfully installed FC6, a rather fine programme if you don't mind me saying, and try THIS, I think it'll solve your little problem.
Any more queries Paul, don't hesitate to ask.

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scotty wrote:
lazarus corporation wrote:Dear Scotty,

Last night I was trying to set up a Linux/Apache/MySQL/PHP web-server from the command line. I got FC6 installed fine, but when I was installing apache (1.3.37) I couldn't get it to configure using the Non-SSL Dynamic Shared Objects installation method. "Make Install" kept throwing up errors, almost as if I was missing a C compiler. Any help you can give would be gratefully received

Regards,

Paul

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Hi Paul,

Mmmm...........that's a difficult one, I think I can see your problem, go back to when you successfully installed FC6, a rather fine programme if you don't mind me saying, and try THIS, I think it'll solve your little problem.
Any more queries Paul, don't hesitate to ask.

Keith.
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Even better advice than your impersonator gave!
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lazarus corporation wrote:
Even better advice than your impersonator gave!
Agreed! ;D

Or better still:


Buy a Nac!

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Arch Deviant wrote:Perhaps he has been taking night classes as it worked.
I can just picture the rest of the students running screaming from the room, as clouds of smoke billow out of the door.

And that's only from when he puts his Wake DVD on... :innocent:
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You should start a "Dear Scotty......." thread Keith... :D

Hidden talents might be discovered... :lol:
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Ozpat wrote:You should start a "Dear Scotty......." thread Keith... :D

Hidden talents might be discovered... :lol:
Yeah, this one hasn't been derailed and I haven't said "buy a Mac, ya FUD!" yet. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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