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Just watched the Weather report on the BBC, where do all the dishy weather girls come from?, there's loads o' them, on every bloody station, is that part of the remit to be able to tell me that it's going to pish with rain in Forres tomorrow?, is there a Collage, Polly' or Uni' that they go to, where is the "Micheal Fish" equivalent of the Female weather girl?, for every Lisa Burke there should be a Jade Goody.
Do you have to be qualified to read the weather?, are they meteorologists?, this puzzles me :urff:. It's not right that I should get a semi on every time I want to know if it's going to dry tomorrow.
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LazCo is yer man fer collages...

... and no :(

Morning Wood is undersatandable (in your condidtion) Keith, Evening Wood is a difficult one. ;D

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On Auntie Beeb you have to be a meteorologist to do the weather; the weather people do the forecasts for themselves, not just reading them out.

On ITV / any other channel, it's autocue jobbies cribbed from t'internet weather forecasts. Hence any moron wi' big tits can do it.
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i love morons with big tits. Actually, i don't know what being a moron has to do with big tits, but i prefer morons with big tits to just morons who are plentiful, in and out of television.

If i have to watch someone reading the weather, i prefer someone who looks good and has big tits. Sorry. i'm sure i'm terribly idiotic and unsophisticated and illfit for the age of reason we live in.

There's no reason to assume that someone reading the weather with big tits is a moron at any rate...it's sort of a moronic assumption to make, don't you think?

Yeah i really do think.

And to top it off, i don't think so-called intellect is a redeeming quality by any means. "IQ 180" woman with small tits can be much more repelling and obnoxious and idiotic than IQ 100 woman with nice tits.
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itnAklipse wrote:There's no reason to assume that someone reading the weather with big tits is a moron at any rate...it's sort of a moronic assumption to make, don't you think?
It was just a throw-away comment, no need to get your panties in a twist.
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With reference to well-endowed weather forecasters, is there an argument here for saying that big-breasted weather girls are as much use as tits on a (Michael) Fish?

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I recall the days of Helen Willetts, whom I called 'The Weather Virgin', on the count that she looked so goddamn proper and dressed like an old maid.. :lol:
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Hi - Hi! We're your Weather Girls - Ah-huh -
And have we got news for you - You better listen!
Get ready, all you lonely girls
and leave those umbrellas at home. - Alright! -

Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting low
According to all sources, the street's the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men.
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Could somebody perhaps point me in the direction of some photographs of these gifted weathergirls? Meteorology is a major interest of mine :innocent:
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the ones i see are mainly up the duff. presumably why we see so many

leave uni /
get job on telly /
get shagged by someone who sees you on telly/
retire and become housewife

...turn up on celebrity XYZ...
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There was a lady reading the weather last week (not sure what chanel) who looked very 'goth'.
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thhell wrote:Could somebody perhaps point me in the direction of some photographs of these gifted weathergirls?
Meteorology is a major interest of mine :innocent:
:lol:

While Ms Burke lends a new meaning to extended forecast, methinks you should google "Melissa Theuriau" ... she almost makes me want to move to France :kiss: :notworthy:
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I do believe these ladies know a lot about moistness and temperature change
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Who remembers the cable and satalite channel Live TV?...

the topless darts and the bouncy weather...

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13 posts and nobody has mentioned this one. People, you're losing touch.

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Nae tits Michael, now get back tae that pub!
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thhell wrote:Could somebody perhaps point me in the direction of some photographs of these gifted weathergirls? Meteorology is a major interest of mine :innocent:
Image I find the Channel Five Weather Report the only one to watch
Been a while, ahem
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esox wrote:
thhell wrote:Could somebody perhaps point me in the direction of some photographs of these gifted weathergirls? Meteorology is a major interest of mine :innocent:
Image I find the Channel Five Weather Report the only one to watch
Or SKY

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scotty wrote:Image
...mmmmmmmm, I forecast dampness and heat...
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My girlfriend is a weather girl and she has good taste in music. (Don't ask for her pic - you're not getting one) :)
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I used to always enjoy the trampolining dwarf weatherman on Live TV.The weather in Norwegian used to be OK as well.The weather used to on between "Lunchbox volleyball" and "Topless darts".Truly classy,highly intellectual stuff.
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BBC Scotlands very own Heather the Weather

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not the most flattering pic of a very nice lady Keith :(

this is better
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You lucky gits.

This is what we get:

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chachi wrote:
thhell wrote:Could somebody perhaps point me in the direction of some photographs of these gifted weathergirls?
Meteorology is a major interest of mine :innocent:
:lol:

While Ms Burke lends a new meaning to extended forecast, methinks you should google "Melissa Theuriau" ... she almost makes me want to move to France :kiss: :notworthy:
Gotta watch a lot more French TV

In Denmark we can enjoy the enchanting Divya Das. She is an educated meteorologist - and recently divorced...

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