Now that's what I call a crap album cover...

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Great Cover...........Great Album...........End.
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You mean, as opposed to all of the really great Misfits/Samhain/Danzig covers right? :wink:
Seriously, what would the Danzig phenomenon be without crap art to compliment his... err... poetry?

If you want a real crap album cover- to compliment a true crap record- you need look no further than the disturbing kiddie porn put out by Steve Winwood, et al., to promote the pointless blues ramblings of his late teens:

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Note that even the record company has tried to downplay the cover with a blurry white band regaling the "deluxe edition" that just happens to cover up the prurient details (including the freakishly phallic "model airplane")... bleh... creepy...
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Chairman BOX wrote:
vicus wrote:Image
You mean, as opposed to all of the really great Misfits/Samhain/Danzig covers right? :wink:
Seriously, what would the Danzig phenomenon be without crap art to compliment his... err... poetry?
Well.. I really like the first four Danzig records (and I think the artwork of theses records is ok) but after he left american... Well:
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(Never liked the Samhain-stuff btw.)
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