Famous Last Words.
- Obviousman
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You're working on it?canon docre wrote:unfortunatley not. The coward's hiding somewhere in Greece.
- Purple Light
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"There is, another... Sky......walk.....er." - Yoda.
“I got lost in the mirror, wondering what could have been, I couldn’t help but kill her, but I couldn’t kill the dream.”
- Ramone
- Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
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"..Feck me , a Bus!!" : My Grandad crossing the dual carriage way in his pyjamas. R.I.P
" I've come to read your gas meter Mr Hitler, I think this may be nore than your expected".
"Hi Mum, yeah I've just started my new job on the 96th floor this morning, the view is great..hang on a minute, what's that coming through the window ?" :
Frank "Grimey" Grimes, World Trade Centre, September 11th 2001.
"I'm just shooting down the local high street, be back in a minute":
Micheal Ryan, Hungerford.
"Hello, you've reached the Micheal Jackson child minding service..hello ? Hello ..is there anybody there ?"
"What tree?" : Marc Bolan
"Are your definatly sure it's ok to land this plane here?" : Lynyrd Skynyrd.
"No don't put it there, that's disgusting" Ramone's ex-girlfreind.
" I've come to read your gas meter Mr Hitler, I think this may be nore than your expected".
"Hi Mum, yeah I've just started my new job on the 96th floor this morning, the view is great..hang on a minute, what's that coming through the window ?" :
Frank "Grimey" Grimes, World Trade Centre, September 11th 2001.
"I'm just shooting down the local high street, be back in a minute":
Micheal Ryan, Hungerford.
"Hello, you've reached the Micheal Jackson child minding service..hello ? Hello ..is there anybody there ?"
"What tree?" : Marc Bolan
"Are your definatly sure it's ok to land this plane here?" : Lynyrd Skynyrd.
"No don't put it there, that's disgusting" Ramone's ex-girlfreind.
"It was great that Kurt Cobain shot himself when he did..cos without that ,we'd have no Foo Fighters today" :Ramone, Little Lebowski Urban Achiever. November 2008
- wild bill buttock
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The photographs of God I bought have almost faded away
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Why, oh god, why do I find that picture somewhat arousing.
Eeewwww. You're disgusting!nick the stripper wrote:Why, oh god, why do I find that picture somewhat arousing.
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
- Ramone
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Now, it could be the egg cup!!! Which may be the result of a strange fixation or failing that maybe it's the testicle..in which case your a faaaaaaaag!!
"It was great that Kurt Cobain shot himself when he did..cos without that ,we'd have no Foo Fighters today" :Ramone, Little Lebowski Urban Achiever. November 2008
- Purple Light
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The picture alone is disturbing enough... but getting turned on by it?!?!?
@ Ramone - The guy in that video should be put down for crimes against intelligence.
@ Ramone - The guy in that video should be put down for crimes against intelligence.
“I got lost in the mirror, wondering what could have been, I couldn’t help but kill her, but I couldn’t kill the dream.”
- James Blast
- Banned
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two redneck ones:
Hey Emmy Sue, gimme your lighter, n'everbody watch this...
Shoot Cleetus, I know it ain't loaded...
Hey Emmy Sue, gimme your lighter, n'everbody watch this...
Shoot Cleetus, I know it ain't loaded...
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele
- smiscandlon
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Why do I get the impression James has been watching the Beverly Hillbillies?
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Actually, I just said it for a reaction. heehee.mh wrote:Eeewwww. You're disgusting!nick the stripper wrote:Why, oh god, why do I find that picture somewhat arousing.
- SomeKindOfStranger
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many here: CLICKY!
my favourites include:
And now that I'm running my life support equipment through Windows 95, I'll never have to worry about — beeeeeeeep...
Aww what cute little fish...
Did you hear thunder ? Oh well hurry up and putt
Don't be silly. If this was really the ship's self-destruct button, do you think they'd leave it lying around where anyone could press it ?
The trick with a charging rhino is to stand perfectly still.
my favourites include:
And now that I'm running my life support equipment through Windows 95, I'll never have to worry about — beeeeeeeep...
Aww what cute little fish...
Did you hear thunder ? Oh well hurry up and putt
Don't be silly. If this was really the ship's self-destruct button, do you think they'd leave it lying around where anyone could press it ?
The trick with a charging rhino is to stand perfectly still.
- BillyBadBreaks
- Fat Forgetful Bastard
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- Location: Was the UK, but now Columbus, Ohio
Go on, let her fly the thingscotty wrote:"Don't press that button...."
Captain of the Columbia Space Shuttle.
You still think swastikas look cool
The real nazis run your schools
They're coaches, businessmen and cops
In a real fourth reich you'll be the first to go
The real nazis run your schools
They're coaches, businessmen and cops
In a real fourth reich you'll be the first to go
- James Blast
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Come here, I think your beautiful beautiful my door is... etc
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele
- BillyBadBreaks
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I didnae ken you played for the away team JamesJames Blast wrote:Come here, I think your beautiful beautiful my door is... etc
You still think swastikas look cool
The real nazis run your schools
They're coaches, businessmen and cops
In a real fourth reich you'll be the first to go
The real nazis run your schools
They're coaches, businessmen and cops
In a real fourth reich you'll be the first to go
- James Blast
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Weegies in Green 1 - 0 Manc BaisturtsBillyBadBreaks wrote:I didnae ken you played for the away team JamesJames Blast wrote:Come here, I think your beautiful beautiful my door is... etc
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"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele
- BillyBadBreaks
- Fat Forgetful Bastard
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Congrats to the hoopies
You still think swastikas look cool
The real nazis run your schools
They're coaches, businessmen and cops
In a real fourth reich you'll be the first to go
The real nazis run your schools
They're coaches, businessmen and cops
In a real fourth reich you'll be the first to go
- wild bill buttock
- Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
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You have to feel sorry for the travelling Man Utd fans.
Its a f**king long way from Surrey to Glasgow
Its a f**king long way from Surrey to Glasgow
The photographs of God I bought have almost faded away
- James Blast
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aye, the prawn sarnies at Parkheid ur shyte! - FACT!wild bill buttock wrote:You have to feel sorry for the travelling Man Utd fans
and no way do I feel sympathy for anybody at the 'gemm' tonight, it took me an hour to get home when it usually takes under 30mins. Baisturts!
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele
- James Blast
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a woman spurned?
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele
- Arch Deviant
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JESUS: "Just bear with me".
Y quedo llorando, llorando, llorando, llorando por tu amor
- bushman*pm
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.......OR PUT ANOTHER WAY:Hom_Corleone wrote:The Mayor of Hiroshima.....What the f**k was that?
'WHAT CAN THAT ONE LITTLE PLANE DO?'
or
'who left that rollerskate on the stairs?'
ian curtis
or
'thats an easy jump for this horse'
chrstopher reeves
or
'the poll tax seems like a good idea'
maggie 'scumsucking,sh*tspewing,trogladite bitch' thatcher
LAND ROVER: THE BEAST FOUR BY FOUR BY FEAR! KICKS THE ARSE OFF RICEBURNERS!