I've just had the best laugh in ages Black Shuk on another thread believes that my avatar is a picture of me. To anyone else labouring under this misconception allow me...it's that comedic god amongst men Mark Gatiss, formerly in character as Iris Krall currently in character as Mickey M. Michaels aka Mickey 'Love'.
I'm better looking than Mark Gatiss in his various league of Gentlemen guises. Trust me.
Life, Love and Bingo Wings
meanwhile i had that avatar:
http://www.hot.ee/wremjasaade/4o_zorro%20face.jpg
it's a personality called Zorro from one estonian TV-comedy.
damn', now i saw another - even better pic of him:
http://www.hot.ee/wremjasaade/zorro7.jpg
It's sooo lovely. Mr. QuiffBoy - could you help me changing my face again?
http://www.hot.ee/wremjasaade/4o_zorro%20face.jpg
it's a personality called Zorro from one estonian TV-comedy.
damn', now i saw another - even better pic of him:
http://www.hot.ee/wremjasaade/zorro7.jpg
It's sooo lovely. Mr. QuiffBoy - could you help me changing my face again?
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Erm, just to confirm, I was only joking, Karin, I didn't mean any offense or anyhing. I have a strange sense of homour.
I also love the league of Gentlemen - who doesn't?
I also love the league of Gentlemen - who doesn't?
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Only joking my arseBlack Shuk wrote:Erm, just to confirm, I was only joking, Karin, I didn't mean any offense or anyhing. I have a strange sense of homour.
I also love the league of Gentlemen - who doesn't?
@ Quiff. Bingo Wings are untoned triceps which jiggle and flap especially when a woman of a certain age jumps up to cry "HOUSE"
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I can see that a lot of you have new avatars. So, I keep mine for a while
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Well, there must be some kind of connection.karin wrote:And that has exactly WHAT to do with bingo wings ?
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have you got bingo wings rian?rian wrote:Well, there must be some kind of connection.karin wrote:And that has exactly WHAT to do with bingo wings ?
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I've been away a while...I really do get so frustrated at home because my hamster driven poot doesn't like Heartland ... sob..
and then I kinda got hooked up in doing real work at school... sob....
Anyway, today I don't give a monkley's chuff about kids, planning or putting up displays....
SAM!! that is one cool piccie, me like. Did you do it? fablious stuff.
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and then I kinda got hooked up in doing real work at school... sob....
Anyway, today I don't give a monkley's chuff about kids, planning or putting up displays....
SAM!! that is one cool piccie, me like. Did you do it? fablious stuff.
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Sorry Rian - P.M.T . It's well vicious in my old age, must be my body's way of telling me to make the most of it.rian wrote:Well, there must be some kind of connection.karin wrote:And that has exactly WHAT to do with bingo wings ?
Zwei bier bitte.....
I sho'did! It's s'posed to be me! He he!Debaser wrote:
SAM!! that is one cool piccie, me like. Did you do it? fablious stuff.
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You should upgrade yer hamster to a cuppla gerbils... they'll *love* Heartland!Debaser wrote:
I've been away a while...I really do get so frustrated at home because my hamster driven poot doesn't like Heartland ... sob..
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Just on a technical note, computers have never been hamster powered. It's gnomes that do all the work. Always has been. On the topic of faster computers, scientists have been able to refine the combination of viagra and speed fed to the wee people that has enabled to do more things faster.
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hallucienate wrote:Just on a technical note, computers have never been hamster powered. It's gnomes that do all the work. Always has been. On the topic of faster computers, scientists have been able to refine the combination of viagra and speed fed to the wee people that has enabled to do more things faster.
well what about all these bloody bugs and worms and things then?
Where do insects come into the equation? Last time I looked in mine I saw a spider living there I kinda assumed he was something to do with me modem, so I left 'im to it
not that I'm an aged technophobe or anything
Goths have feelings too
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worms aren't insects.
bugs and the like eat gnomes. they are very dangerous and will slow down the computer.
The spider is probably a good thing as spiders eat bugs. He's probably your anti-virus thingy
bugs and the like eat gnomes. they are very dangerous and will slow down the computer.
The spider is probably a good thing as spiders eat bugs. He's probably your anti-virus thingy
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That's a comment made by my hippie brother when my Mom handed him her mobile phone to chat to me.Quiff Boy wrote:so, just how do you switch this thing off?
The off button on a computer dims the lights inside the computer so that the gnomes think it's bed-time and go to sleep. honest.
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true - consider my wrist slappedhallucienate wrote:worms aren't insects.
but, but, but ......I always get confused between dune and naked lunch too.
ah, but my computer isn't portable, it just sits there and says I'm a computer, i will wait until you have just finished that 20 page report you've forgotten to save and then when you press Crtl P..........I will crash .bugs and the like eat gnomes. they are very dangerous and will slow down the computer.
see, see, see..........I said I was a technophobe. Silly me I thought it was there building me web thingyThe spider is probably a good thing as spiders eat bugs. He's probably your anti-virus thingy
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That is what we in the industry call "wet-ware issues" or "I-D-10-T problems" or my favourite "POBKAC" (problem occurs between keyboard and chair). You know the gnomes aren't happy with their plight and tend to go on stike at the exact time you don't want them to.paint it black wrote: ah, but my computer isn't portable, it just sits there and says I'm a computer, i will wait until you have just finished that 20 page report you've forgotten to save and then when you press Crtl P..........I will crash .
that'd be multi tasking,quite possible with those new conjointed-gnomes they're coming out with now.see, see, see..........I said I was a technophobe. Silly me I thought it was there building me web thingy
karin wrote:Sorry Rian - P.M.T . It's well vicious in my old age, must be my body's way of telling me to make the most of it.rian wrote:Well, there must be some kind of connection.karin wrote:And that has exactly WHAT to do with bingo wings ?
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