Famous Last Words.

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Spike Milligan: "I told you I was ill"
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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canon docre wrote:unfortunatley not. The coward's hiding somewhere in Greece. :twisted:
You're working on it? :lol:


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"There is, another... Sky......walk.....er." - Yoda. ;D
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"..Feck me , a Bus!!" : My Grandad crossing the dual carriage way in his pyjamas. R.I.P

" I've come to read your gas meter Mr Hitler, I think this may be nore than your expected".

"Hi Mum, yeah I've just started my new job on the 96th floor this morning, the view is great..hang on a minute, what's that coming through the window ?" :
Frank "Grimey" Grimes, World Trade Centre, September 11th 2001.


"I'm just shooting down the local high street, be back in a minute":
Micheal Ryan, Hungerford.

"Hello, you've reached the Micheal Jackson child minding service..hello ? Hello ..is there anybody there ?"

"What tree?" : Marc Bolan

"Are your definatly sure it's ok to land this plane here?" : Lynyrd Skynyrd.

"No don't put it there, that's disgusting" Ramone's ex-girlfreind.
"It was great that Kurt Cobain shot himself when he did..cos without that ,we'd have no Foo Fighters today" :Ramone, Little Lebowski Urban Achiever. November 2008
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The photographs of God I bought have almost faded away
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Why, oh god, why do I find that picture somewhat arousing. :eek:
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nick the stripper wrote:Why, oh god, why do I find that picture somewhat arousing. :eek:
Eeewwww. You're disgusting! :urff:
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
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Now, it could be the egg cup!!! Which may be the result of a strange fixation or failing that maybe it's the testicle..in which case your a faaaaaaaag!!
"It was great that Kurt Cobain shot himself when he did..cos without that ,we'd have no Foo Fighters today" :Ramone, Little Lebowski Urban Achiever. November 2008
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http://www.santoalt.com/videos/2713_The ... _Tape.html


Download this, you'll not regret it.
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The picture alone is disturbing enough... but getting turned on by it?!?!? :urff: ;D :lol:

@ Ramone - The guy in that video should be put down for crimes against intelligence. :lol:
“I got lost in the mirror, wondering what could have been, I couldn’t help but kill her, but I couldn’t kill the dream.”
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two redneck ones:

Hey Emmy Sue, gimme your lighter, n'everbody watch this...

Shoot Cleetus, I know it ain't loaded...
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Why do I get the impression James has been watching the Beverly Hillbillies?

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mh wrote:
nick the stripper wrote:Why, oh god, why do I find that picture somewhat arousing. :eek:
Eeewwww. You're disgusting! :urff:
Actually, I just said it for a reaction. heehee. :P
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many here: CLICKY!


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And now that I'm running my life support equipment through Windows 95, I'll never have to worry about — beeeeeeeep...

Aww what cute little fish...

Did you hear thunder ? Oh well hurry up and putt

Don't be silly. If this was really the ship's self-destruct button, do you think they'd leave it lying around where anyone could press it ?

The trick with a charging rhino is to stand perfectly still.
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scotty wrote:"Don't press that button...."

Captain of the Columbia Space Shuttle.
Go on, let her fly the thing :lol:
You still think swastikas look cool
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They're coaches, businessmen and cops
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Come here, I think your beautiful beautiful my door is... etc
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James Blast wrote:Come here, I think your beautiful beautiful my door is... etc
I didnae ken you played for the away team James :innocent:
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BillyBadBreaks wrote:
James Blast wrote:Come here, I think your beautiful beautiful my door is... etc
I didnae ken you played for the away team James :innocent:
Weegies in Green 1 - 0 Manc Baisturts :twisted:
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Congrats to the hoopies :notworthy:
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They're coaches, businessmen and cops
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You have to feel sorry for the travelling Man Utd fans.




Its a f**king long way from Surrey to Glasgow :innocent:
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wild bill buttock wrote:You have to feel sorry for the travelling Man Utd fans
aye, the prawn sarnies at Parkheid ur shyte! - FACT! :lol: :lol: :lol:

and no way do I feel sympathy for anybody at the 'gemm' tonight, it took me an hour to get home when it usually takes under 30mins. Baisturts! :evil:
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old hat Ness, we do have this section known as Joke of the Day see post #10

Mods!
Wonder who's last words these could be... :twisted:
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a woman spurned? :eek:
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JESUS: "Just bear with me".
Y quedo llorando, llorando, llorando, llorando por tu amor
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Hom_Corleone wrote:The Mayor of Hiroshima.....
What the f**k was that?
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.......OR PUT ANOTHER WAY:
'WHAT CAN THAT ONE LITTLE PLANE DO?'

or
'who left that rollerskate on the stairs?'
ian curtis

or
'thats an easy jump for this horse'
chrstopher reeves

or
'the poll tax seems like a good idea'
maggie 'scumsucking,sh*tspewing,trogladite bitch' thatcher
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