Which is your favourite Jesus?
- wild bill buttock
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The happy,sweet Christmas Baby Jesus or the sad Easter Jesus ?
The photographs of God I bought have almost faded away
- canon docre
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wbb, wtf?
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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His birthday isn't even Christmas
Think I'd be proper pissed off when everyone would forget my proper birthday two thousand years long
Think I'd be proper pissed off when everyone would forget my proper birthday two thousand years long
- wild bill buttock
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He's probably glad.Who'd want a birthday at Christmas?You'd only get one lot of pressies.I expect he has an official birthday and a real birthday,like the Queen does.Obviousman wrote:His birthday isn't even Christmas
I saw a programme on the telly and they pinpointed Jesus's birthdate to April 17th 6AD.So thats Christmas f**ked for my kids,they can wait till April for their pressies.
The photographs of God I bought have almost faded away
- weebleswobble
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- Buddy Christ!
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wild bill buttock wrote:I saw a programme on the telly and they pinpointed Jesus's birthdate to April 17th 6AD.So thats Christmas f**ked for my kids,they can wait till April for their pressies.
Putting one of those trees up in April will be cheaper too, I'd imagine
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Damnit, beaten to it!
- EvilBastard
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I'm with Tom Waites on this one -
Well its got to be a chocolate jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate jesus
Keep me satisfied
Well its got to be a chocolate jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate jesus
Keep me satisfied
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The Crass one - died for his own sins. Not mine
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That one who had a Marychain. He was alright.
There is increasing evidence to suggest that Chris may have been being sarcastic.
And here's my very own personal burfdi Jesus
He was in his 'blue' period, if we'd taken the photo 30 seconds later he would be in his green, then orange, then red, then purple ones.
He was in his 'blue' period, if we'd taken the photo 30 seconds later he would be in his green, then orange, then red, then purple ones.
Five cups of coffee just to be myself...when I'd rather be somebody else
The one that dies and doesn't come back to start all this crap that has had the world in flames since 2000 odd years...
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Bet you wish you hadn't asked now?wild bill buttock wrote:The happy,sweet Christmas Baby Jesus or the sad Easter Jesus ?
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
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I quiet liked the glow in the dark one I got for my friend in Mauritius. Second is Buddy Jesus
The historic Jewish one. Not this Roman myth that has given us two thousand years of "Paulianity" and patriarchial oppression.
And there I go, ruining another light-hearted topic.
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And there I go, ruining another light-hearted topic.
Hate pm's to the usual address. Thank you.
You are what you drink - I'm a bitter man!
Erudite wrote:The historic Jewish one. Not this Roman myth that has given us two thousand years of "Paulianity" and patriarchial oppression.
And that's just for the use of the word Paulianity, never mind the rest of it. That word needs more love from the general populus
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He's my favourite Jesus. ........
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