Murder on the Dancefloor

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James Blast wrote:I still read this topic as "Murder on Zidane's Floor". :| :oops:
Cool, death by nutting. It's one way to go, I suppose.
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Planet Dave wrote:
James Blast wrote:I still read this topic as "Murder on Zidane's Floor". :| :oops:
Cool, death by nutting. It's one way to go, I suppose.
trouble is, I still have visions of that Mutant frog/Martian baby/spawn of a Bue Peter presenter woman :|

no I don't like her
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Dark wrote:Bloody hell, in that second picture, that goth's hair is defying gravity. :eek:

And I thought Anne-Marie's hair was impressive :lol:
it's my mate tom and he's headbanging. he's a black metaller not a goth. anyway we all know goths don't actually exist
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sarah_orange wrote:
Dark wrote:Bloody hell, in that second picture, that goth's hair is defying gravity. :eek:

And I thought Anne-Marie's hair was impressive :lol:
it's my mate tom and he's headbanging. he's a black metaller not a goth. anyway we all know goths don't actually exist
They do - in Primark. Always in bloody Primark them goffiks.
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d00mw0lf wrote:Always in bloody Primark them goffiks.
It's all the teal, innit?
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And the yellow socks.
Damn them and their stylish ways!
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3 times I have heard jokes about Zidanes floor. they keep going over my head...what is Zidanes floor?
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Maisey wrote:3 times I have heard jokes about Zidanes floor. they keep going over my head...what is Zidanes floor?
It's a football fing. Some journeyman french geezer, apparently.
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Maisey wrote:3 times I have heard jokes about Zidanes floor. they keep going over my head...what is Zidanes floor?
Zidane = French footballer.
Zidane's floor = "the dancefloor" said in a French accent

cue lots of hilarious jokes on the phrase "Murder on the Dancefloor" a la sophie ellis-baxtor's hit pop song

don't ya just love spelling out jokes word by word...?
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sarah_orange wrote:
Dark wrote:Bloody hell, in that second picture, that goth's hair is defying gravity. :eek:

And I thought Anne-Marie's hair was impressive :lol:
it's my mate tom and he's headbanging. he's a black metaller not a goth. anyway we all know goths don't actually exist
'ang on a minute...

if your mate TOM is givin' it some....WhyTheFud is DaveTheRave doing the goff two step :innocent:
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If he moves too quickly, the booze falls out.
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I tend to stick with 'catch the notes' and 'grab the bat'
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timsinister wrote:If he moves too quickly, the booze falls out.
ahhh
:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

great wisdom from a man so in denial of his goff status :lol:

*actually that was meant to refer to Dave...but i feel it could also refer to Tim...and many others hereabouts*
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Burn wrote:
timsinister wrote:If he moves too quickly, the booze falls out.
ahhh
:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

great wisdom from a man so in denial of his goff status :lol:

*actually that was meant to refer to Dave...but i feel it could also refer to Tim...and many others hereabouts*
Do you have the feeling Tim is denying his über-goffness? I don't. ;D
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canon docre wrote:
Burn wrote:
timsinister wrote:If he moves too quickly, the booze falls out.
ahhh
:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

great wisdom from a man so in denial of his goff status :lol:

*actually that was meant to refer to Dave...but i feel it could also refer to Tim...and many others hereabouts*
Do you have the feeling Tim is denying his über-goffness? I don't. ;D
über-goff?...

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Burn wrote:
timsinister wrote:If he moves too quickly, the booze falls out.
ahhh
:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

great wisdom from a man so in denial of his goff status :lol:
Fcuk off, goth! :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I can't be a goth, I haven't got a big hat.

(ooh s**t, that's a lie. Quick, another example Renfield!)
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Burn wrote:
canon docre wrote:
Burn wrote: ahhh
:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

great wisdom from a man so in denial of his goff status :lol:

*actually that was meant to refer to Dave...but i feel it could also refer to Tim...and many others hereabouts*
Do you have the feeling Tim is denying his über-goffness? I don't. ;D
über-goff?...

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yes I proud myself to be one of the few chosen people who can use them little dots. ;D
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There are many reasons for wearing sunglasses indoors! Dave's Shirts are VERY near the top of that list.
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canon docre wrote:
Burn wrote:
canon docre wrote: Do you have the feeling Tim is denying his über-goffness? I don't. ;D
über-goff?...

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yes I proud myself to be one of the few chosen people who can use them little dots. ;D
shhhhsh...highlight,copy,paste :innocent: :notworthy:
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Planet Dave wrote:
Burn wrote:
timsinister wrote:If he moves too quickly, the booze falls out.
ahhh
:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

great wisdom from a man so in denial of his goff status :lol:
Fcuk off, goth! :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I can't be a goth, I haven't got a big hat.

(ooh s**t, that's a lie. Quick, another example Renfield!)
do you recall ever having pointy black booties?
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EVERYONE on this forum has pointy black boots.

I garentee it.
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Maisey wrote:EVERYONE on this forum has pointy black boots.

I garentee it.
Nope. Never had and never will. Guaranteed. ;D
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Maisey wrote:EVERYONE on this forum has pointy black boots.

I garentee it.
i know i used to...quite a few pairs over the years...but now they're more square toed...

fcuk...am i a goff?
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Maisey wrote:EVERYONE on this forum has pointy black boots.

I garentee it.
you lose - big feck off biker boots here
from Victor Devine on the Great Western Road, of Glass-gow. ;D
Its still there. :D
all my trouserment/t-shirtedness etc. are still in the attic with my leather strides, if proof be needed ;D

you also can't spell 'guarantee' :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Pointy boots with skull buckles in fact.

Not that I've got them any more though, they died long ago.
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