Happy Christmas

smiscandlon · 06 Dec 2006, 09:47

nick the stripper wrote:a life of abstinence

Good luck with that.

weebleswobble · 06 Dec 2006, 09:48

It's Xmas, this thread should be all about the love and blaming Canada

06 Dec 2006, 11:40

Cheerful thread, eh?

eastmidswhizzkid · 06 Dec 2006, 12:32

i personally find christmas to be a load of bollocks. my kid(s) love it though and apart from the awful seasonal music i enjoy it through them. fuck the visiting relations hypocrisy and hassles, ignore the bad television and jesus who? fat bag of skunk, a crate of posh red and get out the skalextric.

josh -you don't have to do a morrisey to stop over-population: have the snip and fill your boots lad!

Planet Dave · 06 Dec 2006, 12:36

boudicca wrote:
Planet Dave wrote:Still, it's a damn good excuse to go into town and get snadgered. When's the 9th again?
It's on the 9th Dave.

Cheers sweetcheeks. The 9th you say? That'll be the day after our night out then.

paint it black · 06 Dec 2006, 14:15

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED
1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....
6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

old news

_emma_ · 06 Dec 2006, 15:38

nick the stripper wrote:And actually I have chosen a life of abstinence for the very reason that I think it's cruel and selfish to bring a child into this world.

It's the 21st C you know, and it's possible to choose not to have children without living a life of abstinence.

Christmas, with all its falsity, noise and ugly colours, is the most awful thing that ruins the austere beauty of the silent, dusky month December.
I'm going to the seaside this year. On my own.

bushman*pm · 06 Dec 2006, 16:34

i must admit, i couldnt agree more with NTS, it all boils down to commercial bollox and christians hoodwinking yet another pagan holiday!
as for no more kids, is it really fair on both the new born as well as the already massivly over populated planet to spawn even more ASBO larvae who nobody really wants or cares about? what sort of a life can they look forward to?
i dont often rant but xmas is SH*TE BULL SH*TE!!!!
celebrate the 21st of december instead, the winter solstace, as have the oldest (and trueist!) religion that ever existed!
(or the handbrake will be round on her broom!)

boudicca · 06 Dec 2006, 17:02

This thread is like the HL family's Christmas Day Argument

Soon we'll all get too full up and fall asleep.

hallucienate · 06 Dec 2006, 17:06

bushman*pm wrote: celebrate the 21st of december instead, the winter solstace, as have the oldest (and trueist!) religion that ever existed!
(or the handbrake will be round on her broom!)

You mean summer solstice. Broad church and all that.

boudicca · 06 Dec 2006, 17:18

hallucienate wrote:
bushman*pm wrote: celebrate the 21st of december instead, the winter solstace, as have the oldest (and trueist!) religion that ever existed!
(or the handbrake will be round on her broom!)

You mean summer solstice. Broad church and all that.

Looking outside right now, it's been pissing down and is almost completely dark... God I envy you!

hallucienate · 06 Dec 2006, 17:20

boudicca wrote:Looking outside right now, it's been pissing down and is almost completely dark... God I envy you!

I know, and I have better weather too.

eastmidswhizzkid · 06 Dec 2006, 17:37

bushman*pm wrote:i must admit, i couldnt agree more with NTS, it all boils down to commercial bollox and christians hoodwinking yet another pagan holiday!
as for no more kids, is it really fair on both the new born as well as the already massivly over populated planet to spawn even more ASBO larvae who nobody really wants or cares about? what sort of a life can they look forward to?
i dont often rant but xmas is SH*TE BULL SH*TE!!!!
celebrate the 21st of december instead, the winter solstace, as have the oldest (and trueist!) religion that ever existed!
(or the handbrake will be round on her broom!)

i have always partied harder at the winter solstice than at any of the other "old" holidays; the start of lenghthening daylight hours is well worth celebrating if you are of a chemically nocturnal nature.it 's a spiritual "occasion" first and foremost which by no means has to have anything to do with any religions, all of which are bollocks.

as for bringing kids into the world with an uncertainty as to the life they could have, would you give up your one lifetime because it might rain on your birthday? life is hard and cruel and painful at times for most -but it's the only one you're going to get and remains the greatest "gift".(records released as weapons in holy wars come a close second.)

bushman*pm · 06 Dec 2006, 17:43

hallucienate wrote:
bushman*pm wrote: celebrate the 21st of december instead, the winter solstace, as have the oldest (and trueist!) religion that ever existed!
(or the handbrake will be round on her broom!)

You mean summer solstice. Broad church and all that.

are you located in the southern hemisphere then?
i personally prefer the winter solstace to the summer one, went to Stonehenge one year for the summer one and was absolutely raging at all the scummy drugged-up, p*ss*d- up hippy-new age lot who were making a right p*ss take of it all! AND they were climbing all over the stones! B'STARDS!

bushman*pm · 06 Dec 2006, 17:47

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
bushman*pm wrote:i must admit, i couldnt agree more with NTS, it all boils down to commercial bollox and christians hoodwinking yet another pagan holiday!
as for no more kids, is it really fair on both the new born as well as the already massivly over populated planet to spawn even more ASBO larvae who nobody really wants or cares about? what sort of a life can they look forward to?
i dont often rant but xmas is SH*TE BULL SH*TE!!!!
celebrate the 21st of december instead, the winter solstace, as have the oldest (and trueist!) religion that ever existed!
(or the handbrake will be round on her broom!)

i have always partied harder at the winter solstice than at any of the other "old" holidays; the start of lenghthening daylight hours is well worth celebrating if you are of a chemically nocturnal nature.it 's a spiritual "occasion" first and foremost which by no means has to have anything to do with any religions, all of which are bollocks.

as for bringing kids into the world with an uncertainty as to the life they could have, would you give up your one lifetime because it might rain on your birthday? life is hard and cruel and painful at times for most -but it's the only one you're going to get and remains the greatest "gift".(records released as weapons in holy wars come a close second.)

personally speaking, i am what i am and im already here, i appreciate who i am and what ive got. i was talking about people wilfully creating new life with no consideration whatsoever in how that life will be supported, what effect it will have on our already raped, ravaged and over-burdended planet and how that individual will develop as it gets older!
frankly, we're all doomed!

smiscandlon · 06 Dec 2006, 18:31

Extract from a 4 page memo received today from our company's HR department, titled "Christmas Parties":

The law of vicarious liability means that employers can be liable for the actions of their employees even where the conduct takes place out of hours and away from the work place. As a result of this, employers can be responsible for discriminatory remarks or harassment which occurs at a Christmas party.
Employers also have a common law duty of care towards employees, which is why managers will take responsibility in supervising the behaviour and safety of those at a party.
Employers are also entitled to take action in respect of misconduct which takes place out of hours. Our disciplinary policy states that conduct inside and outside working hours is capable of coming under the disciplinary policy.

Happy fuckin' Christmas.

boudicca · 06 Dec 2006, 18:57

smiscandlon wrote:Extract from a 4 page memo received today from our company's HR department, titled "Christmas Parties":

The law of vicarious liability means that employers can be liable for the actions of their employees even where the conduct takes place out of hours and away from the work place. As a result of this, employers can be responsible for discriminatory remarks or harassment which occurs at a Christmas party.
Employers also have a common law duty of care towards employees, which is why managers will take responsibility in supervising the behaviour and safety of those at a party.
Employers are also entitled to take action in respect of misconduct which takes place out of hours. Our disciplinary policy states that conduct inside and outside working hours is capable of coming under the disciplinary policy.
Happy fuckin' Christmas.

Arse-photocopying out of the question then?

What's happened to our noble traditions? It's political correctness gone mad!

9while9 · 06 Dec 2006, 19:15

Christmas gets me Ripped!

I love the Holidays!

nick the stripper · 07 Dec 2006, 06:36

9while9 wrote:I love the Holidays!

As much as you love ORANGE?

9while9 · 07 Dec 2006, 16:47

nick the stripper wrote:
9while9 wrote:I love the Holidays!
As much as you love ORANGE?

What do you mean by that???

Indeed!

James Blast · 07 Dec 2006, 20:40

nick the stripper wrote:
9while9 wrote:I love the Holidays!
As much as you love ORANGE?

and being an arse that has to post a "humorous" pic in half of his posts

James Blast · 07 Dec 2006, 21:03

nick the stripper wrote:
paint it black wrote: >>good idea, you start. with ideas like yours, we don't need your gene pool fcUknut
Yeah, I knew it would get that response. And actually I have chosen a life of abstinence for the very reason that I think it's cruel and selfish to bring a child into this world.

Jesus loves you, I think your an immature young man that doesn't have a fuckin' clue. Go grow up, get a job, struggle through it, watch the government erode your liberties and rights then post yer nonsense rants.

I really shouldn't listen to Master of Puppets when I reply to things like that

Andie · 07 Dec 2006, 22:14

James Blast wrote:
nick the stripper wrote:
paint it black wrote: >>good idea, you start. with ideas like yours, we don't need your gene pool fcUknut
Yeah, I knew it would get that response. And actually I have chosen a life of abstinence for the very reason that I think it's cruel and selfish to bring a child into this world.
Jesus loves you, I think your an immature young man that doesn't have a fuckin' clue. Go grow up, get a job, struggle through it, watch the government erode your liberties and rights then post yer nonsense rants.

James Blast wrote:I really shouldn't listen to Master of Puppets when I reply to things like that

aye...but it makes you far more intresting than the spaced out prog rocker we're used to

Dark · 07 Dec 2006, 22:26

Age makes little difference to validity of opinion.

Brideoffrankenstein · 07 Dec 2006, 22:32

To the tune of "Mistletoe and Wine"

Christmas time, listen to me whine,
Children boiling in a cauldron of brine,
with dogs on the fire,
and puke on the tree,
It's time to rejoice in this misery