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Some pedantic scrote'll let me know... :kiss:

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Debaser wrote:Some pedantic scrote'll let me know... :kiss:

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:lol: :lol: I saw it on the Tele' for the first time last night Ness, I nearly wet my self, classic :lol: :lol: :notworthy: :notworthy:
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Pyuir kwality bye thi way man! :lol:
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Touching really, brings tears to me smiley. :lol:

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Great stuff :lol: Reckon they should have one where the kid's impaled on a steel I-beam, so they can have that raspy voice say "Made in Scortlahn...from girders."
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EvilBastard wrote:Great stuff :lol: Reckon they should have one where the kid's impaled on a steel I-beam, so they can have that raspy voice say "Made in Scortlahn...from girders."
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Therrs nae 'r' in Scotlahn jist like yir english way o' sayin' saw or law, nae 'r' gote it? Ya numpty! :twisted:
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James Blast wrote:Therrs nae 'r' in Scotlahn jist like yir english way o' sayin' saw or law, nae 'r' gote it? Ya numpty! :twisted:
Thanks for setting me straight there, Mr. Blast - now I understand that there's no R in "Scotlahn" just like there's no F in "presents" north of the boahdah... :P
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EvilBastard wrote:
James Blast wrote:Therrs nae 'r' in Scotlahn jist like yir english way o' sayin' saw or law, nae 'r' gote it? Ya numpty! :twisted:
Thanks for setting me straight there, Mr. Blast - now I understand that there's no R in "Scotlahn" just like there's no F in "presents" north of the boahdah... :P
i must have had one beer to many this evening

why is that funny? :innocent:
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Burn wrote:i must have had one beer to many this evening

why is that funny? :innocent:
Scottish people are reputed to be mean, tight-fisted, stingy - hence no F in presents (or indeed, no effin' presents... :innocent: )
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EvilBastard wrote:
Burn wrote:i must have had one beer to many this evening

why is that funny? :innocent:
Scottish people are reputed to be mean, tight-fisted, stingy - hence no F in presents (or indeed, no effin' presents... :innocent: )
ahhh...

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no offence meant...i'm born south of the Thames...and raised by the Water O' Leith...that observation shouldn't be funny...


but it is! :lol:
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EvilBastard wrote:
Burn wrote:i must have had one beer to many this evening

why is that funny? :innocent:
Scottish people are reputed to be mean, tight-fisted, stingy - hence no F in presents (or indeed, no effin' presents... :innocent: )
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weebleswobble wrote:
Copper wire was invented by 2 Scotsmen fighting over a penny
Weird - I heard that the Grand Canyon was the result of a jock losing a penny in the desert...
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