Dozy mare...

EvilBastard · 12 Dec 2006, 15:57

...gets in car with drunk driver 10 years ago. Dies in accident. News? I think not. But she's getting a flippin' concert for her birthday...

(no word on whether

has been invited, though...)

bushman*pm · 12 Dec 2006, 19:34

Did you see the line up?
COR, for an orderly queue for them!
Actually, do and then flog em on ebay for sh!tloads!

the-happening · 12 Dec 2006, 21:54

EvilBastard wrote:...gets in car with drunk driver 10 years ago. Dies in accident. News? I think not. But she's getting a flippin' concert for her birthday...
(no word on whether has been invited, though...)

Of course it's going to be news she was a princess, I'd rather read about her than that fuckwit Docherty!

Anyway I'm sure Centrepoint and the other charities are greatful.

the-happening · 12 Dec 2006, 21:56

bushman*pm wrote: Actually, do and then flog em on ebay for sh!tloads!

And then donate everything you make to Centerpoint.

EvilBastard · 12 Dec 2006, 22:55

the-happening wrote:Of course it's going to be news she was a princess, I'd rather read about her than that fuckwit Docherty!

She was only a princess by marriage, and by the time she bought the farm she was divorced, which would make her...just another dozy mare in an RTA.
Although I agree with you on the Docherty point.

the-happening · 13 Dec 2006, 00:23

EvilBastard wrote:
the-happening wrote:Of course it's going to be news she was a princess, I'd rather read about her than that fuckwit Docherty!
She was only a princess by marriage, and by the time she bought the farm she was divorced, which would make her...just another dozy mare in an RTA.

She may have been a princess by marriage but Princess Diana was still a princess even after her divorce (she was known as Diana Princess of Wales) without the style of "Her Royal Highness" this was agreed by the The Queen, The Prince and The Princess of Wales probably for the sake oh her sons.

weebleswobble · 13 Dec 2006, 01:22

The great British public weren't exactly fawning over her while she was alive (tabloid persistance in wrecking her life may have had a hand) but now she's dead she's f**king revered like some kind of deity

Bunch Of Arse

as Eddie Izzard said My Grandad died and no one gave a f**k

boudicca · 13 Dec 2006, 02:03

weebleswobble wrote: Bunch Of Arse

as Eddie Izzard said My Grandad died and no one gave a f**k

13 Dec 2006, 11:30

She was murdered by MI6 acting under Prince Phillip's orders don't you know. Henri Paul wasn't really drunk; his blood sample was switched with that of a suicide victim who died in Paris that same night. The white Fiat (which naturally has never been found) was part of the plan; the man who was driving it was found burned to death a couple of years later.

Of course the fact that Mohamed Fayed spouts all this tripe has nothing to do with the fact that under French law, he could be found to be culpably negligent in the deaths if it could be shown that he allowed (or indeed ordered) a drunk man to drive that car that night.

streamline · 13 Dec 2006, 11:59

markfiend wrote:
Of course the fact that Mohamed Fayed spouts all this tripe has nothing to do with the fact that under French law, he could be found to be culpably negligent in the deaths if it could be shown that he allowed (or indeed ordered) a drunk man to drive that car that night.

Wow

I didn't realise that could happen.

Christmas may come early then?

Wasn't the Phoney Pharoah also described in court by a judge as being a liar?
Which makes his stories all the less believable.
I wonder what Jeffrey Archer's theory is?

13 Dec 2006, 12:11

streamline wrote:Wasn't the Phoney Pharoah also described in court by a judge as being a liar?

At Neil Hamilton's trial I think?

I could never work out how come Hamilton was convicted of accepting the bribe from Fayed, but Fayed was never done for paying it.

the-happening · 13 Dec 2006, 12:29

Sold out in 20 minutes and now on ebay for Â£250 accoring to the NME.

bushman*pm · 15 Dec 2006, 22:38

markfiend wrote:She was murdered by MI6 acting under Prince Phillip's orders don't you know. Henri Paul wasn't really drunk; his blood sample was switched with that of a suicide victim who died in Paris that same night. The white Fiat (which naturally has never been found) was part of the plan; the man who was driving it was found burned to death a couple of years later.

Of course the fact that Mohamed Fayed spouts all this tripe has nothing to do with the fact that under French law, he could be found to be culpably negligent in the deaths if it could be shown that he allowed (or indeed ordered) a drunk man to drive that car that night.

the main thing is that william is heir and part of the title is
'defender of the faith' which wouldnt sit too comfortably if step-daddy was an egyptian/muslim

EvilBastard · 15 Dec 2006, 22:42

markfiend wrote:
streamline wrote:Wasn't the Phoney Pharoah also described in court by a judge as being a liar?
At Neil Hamilton's trial I think?

I could never work out how come Hamilton was convicted of accepting the bribe from Fayed, but Fayed was never done for paying it.

My favourite thing to do when in London, short on cash, and at a loss for things to do, is to go into Harrods, sneak up to the corporate offices on the 5th floor, and ask to see Mr. Al Fayed. Then when he comes out of his office, you whip out your british passport, slap him round the face with it, and say, "HA! You may be worth millions of shekels, but you're never getting one of these, are you, you fat fcuker?!"
Oh how we laughed...