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...gets in car with drunk driver 10 years ago. Dies in accident. News? I think not. But she's getting a flippin' concert for her birthday... :roll:
(no word on whether :von: has been invited, though...)
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Did you see the line up?
COR, for an orderly queue for them!
Actually, do and then flog em on ebay for sh!tloads!
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EvilBastard wrote:...gets in car with drunk driver 10 years ago. Dies in accident. News? I think not. But she's getting a flippin' concert for her birthday... :roll:
(no word on whether :von: has been invited, though...)
Of course it's going to be news she was a princess, I'd rather read about her than that fuckwit Docherty!

Anyway I'm sure Centrepoint and the other charities are greatful.
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bushman*pm wrote: Actually, do and then flog em on ebay for sh!tloads!
:lol: :lol:
And then donate everything you make to Centerpoint. :idea:
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the-happening wrote:Of course it's going to be news she was a princess, I'd rather read about her than that fuckwit Docherty!
She was only a princess by marriage, and by the time she bought the farm she was divorced, which would make her...just another dozy mare in an RTA.
Although I agree with you on the Docherty point.
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EvilBastard wrote:
the-happening wrote:Of course it's going to be news she was a princess, I'd rather read about her than that fuckwit Docherty!
She was only a princess by marriage, and by the time she bought the farm she was divorced, which would make her...just another dozy mare in an RTA.
She may have been a princess by marriage but Princess Diana was still a princess even after her divorce (she was known as Diana Princess of Wales) without the style of "Her Royal Highness" this was agreed by the The Queen, The Prince and The Princess of Wales probably for the sake oh her sons.
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The great British public weren't exactly fawning over her while she was alive (tabloid persistance in wrecking her life may have had a hand) but now she's dead she's f**king revered like some kind of deity

Bunch Of Arse

as Eddie Izzard said My Grandad died and no one gave a f**k

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weebleswobble wrote: Bunch Of Arse

as Eddie Izzard said My Grandad died and no one gave a f**k
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She was murdered by MI6 acting under Prince Phillip's orders don't you know. Henri Paul wasn't really drunk; his blood sample was switched with that of a suicide victim who died in Paris that same night. The white Fiat (which naturally has never been found) was part of the plan; the man who was driving it was found burned to death a couple of years later.

:roll:

Of course the fact that Mohamed Fayed spouts all this tripe has nothing to do with the fact that under French law, he could be found to be culpably negligent in the deaths if it could be shown that he allowed (or indeed ordered) a drunk man to drive that car that night.
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markfiend wrote:
Of course the fact that Mohamed Fayed spouts all this tripe has nothing to do with the fact that under French law, he could be found to be culpably negligent in the deaths if it could be shown that he allowed (or indeed ordered) a drunk man to drive that car that night.
Wow :eek: I didn't realise that could happen.

Christmas may come early then? :wink:
Wasn't the Phoney Pharoah also described in court by a judge as being a liar?
Which makes his stories all the less believable.
I wonder what Jeffrey Archer's theory is?
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streamline wrote:Wasn't the Phoney Pharoah also described in court by a judge as being a liar?
At Neil Hamilton's trial I think?

I could never work out how come Hamilton was convicted of accepting the bribe from Fayed, but Fayed was never done for paying it. :lol:
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Sold out in 20 minutes and now on ebay for £250 accoring to the NME.
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markfiend wrote:She was murdered by MI6 acting under Prince Phillip's orders don't you know. Henri Paul wasn't really drunk; his blood sample was switched with that of a suicide victim who died in Paris that same night. The white Fiat (which naturally has never been found) was part of the plan; the man who was driving it was found burned to death a couple of years later.

:roll:

Of course the fact that Mohamed Fayed spouts all this tripe has nothing to do with the fact that under French law, he could be found to be culpably negligent in the deaths if it could be shown that he allowed (or indeed ordered) a drunk man to drive that car that night.
the main thing is that william is heir and part of the title is
'defender of the faith' which wouldnt sit too comfortably if step-daddy was an egyptian/muslim :?:
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markfiend wrote:
streamline wrote:Wasn't the Phoney Pharoah also described in court by a judge as being a liar?
At Neil Hamilton's trial I think?

I could never work out how come Hamilton was convicted of accepting the bribe from Fayed, but Fayed was never done for paying it. :lol:
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