Christmas Pressies!!!

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scotty
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Right, who wants what?

Who's getting their other half what?

'mon then you missrable GOFFS!....................IT'S CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS!!!!!
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Erm ... a new Sisters album ... :innocent:
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Don't have a clue, I've been trying to think of something to ask for my birthday for over half a year and then in the end I just asked some money to get me records :oops:

It'll probably have something to do with my records, whatever it is I come up with :lol:
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spot778 wrote:Erm ... a new Sisters album ... :innocent:
Goff :roll:
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having a new house
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but, but I'm single everyday is Christmas for me I can buy what I want when I want :wink:
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emilystrange wrote:having a new house
Bloody women :roll: , would a pair o' slippers no' have done?
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scotty wrote:
emilystrange wrote:having a new house
Bloody women :roll: , would a pair o' slippers no' have done?
Well, she needs something to store them in, obviously! :wink: :roll:
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Big Si wrote:
scotty wrote:
emilystrange wrote:having a new house
Bloody women :roll: , would a pair o' slippers no' have done?
Well, she needs something to store them in, obviously! :wink: :roll:
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it wasn't MY idea to move
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emilystrange wrote:it wasn't MY idea to move
So you don't always get your way?..........*sniggers*
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scotty wrote:
Big Si wrote:
scotty wrote: Bloody women :roll: , would a pair o' slippers no' have done?
Well, she needs something to store them in, obviously! :wink: :roll:
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And where does she store the box :wink:

Anyway, I got Zuma's bundle for myself, booze and other luxuries for the auld folks and family south of the border, all I need to get now is a Rocking Horse for my 2 year old niece, who I haven't seen for 18 months :oops: She won't even know who I am :(
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scotty wrote:
emilystrange wrote:it wasn't MY idea to move
So you don't always get your way?..........*sniggers*
may i just point out that the new place has a garage. this place hasn't. what would i want with a garage? however, mr s does want one.
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emilystrange wrote:... what would i want with a garage?
To keep yor slippers in
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For me.......

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And jewelry for the lady. :D
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i don't have any slippers!
and mr s is holding out for a maserati to put in it. not sure he'll get one.
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emilystrange wrote:i don't have any slippers!
What?, a woman of your age
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i don't think knee high stiletto pointy boots can be counted as 'slippers'
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emilystrange wrote:i don't have any slippers!
So wouldn't ya have been better off getting some for Chrimbo then?

Like, you can't wear a house on yr feet...?
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My brothers are impossible to buy anything for so I've got them any old crap - The Turds ornaments from ebay Image

This one's called Arse Bandit
Been a while, ahem
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esox wrote:My brothers are impossible to buy anything for so I've got them any old crap - The Turds ornaments from ebay Image

This one's called Arse Bandit
Shttiy Chistmas gift... ;D ..Don't cha think? :?:
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Just bought myself an early christmas pressie from Ebay actually. :D

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Nic wrote:Just bought myself an early christmas pressie from Ebay actually. :D

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Say it ain't so....more money than sense man!!!!!
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Well bye-bye weebles, it's common sense... :wink:
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Nic wrote:Well bye-bye weebles, it's common sense... :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
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