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Once upon a time, a naive young Catholic altar boy walked down some steps...
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Francis wrote:Once upon a time, a naive young Catholic altar boy walked down some steps...
either

a) one small step for the boy, one large step for catholic kind

b) let's fast for the day and it'll be all right

c) none of the above and anyway, i'm off to watch pink floyd
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Francis wrote:Once upon a time, a naive young Catholic altar boy walked down some steps...
...tripped over his gown thingy, launched his crucifix into the air, and watched in horror / glee as it embedded itself upside down into the priests forehead.

Probably.
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Does this involve inappropiate touching? :urff:
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Twas my first thought. Didn't like to be the one to break the silence though :lol:
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Oh lord, the imagery. :urff:
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paint it black wrote:c) none of the above and anyway, i'm off to watch pink floyd
Yep. s**t without Waters though. Better on an iPod atop Silbury Hill with a bottle of Thunderbird Red.
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Motz wrote:Twas my first thought. Didn't like to be the one to break the silence though :lol:
Silence is the lifeblood of these evils, Mike!
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boudicca wrote:
Motz wrote:Twas my first thought. Didn't like to be the one to break the silence though :lol:
Silence is the lifeblood of these evils, Mike!
What, Heartland Threads? :innocent:
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weebleswobble wrote:
boudicca wrote:
Motz wrote:Twas my first thought. Didn't like to be the one to break the silence though :lol:
Silence is the lifeblood of these evils, Mike!
What, Heartland Threads? :innocent:
God no! Cryptic one-upmanship is the lifeblood of that particular evil :wink: :innocent:
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So when are you coming out for a drink, F? You can tell us more tales about corrupting the hearts and souls of men.
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Francis wrote:Once upon a time, a naive young Catholic altar boy walked down some steps...
Ok, F, tell me about your childhood?
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Chuffin' Nora, we're all up late the night! ;D
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James Blast wrote:cause and effect go hand in hand
With the Devil may care but Rome don't mind?
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boudicca wrote:Chuffin' Nora, we're all up late the night! ;D
didn't get out ma Fart Chariot till 20:14 tonight, planning to do something similar tomorrow :oops:

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boudicca wrote:Chuffin' Nora, we're all up late the night! ;D

try up early :urff: :urff: :urff:
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boudicca wrote:Chuffin' Nora, we're all up late the night! ;D
didn't get out ma Fart Chariot till 20:14 tonight, planning to do something similar tomorrow :oops:

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It's nice to be kept abreast of these developments :urff: ;D

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