All I want for Xmas....

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nick the stripper wrote:Give me the Complete Essays of Montaigne and I'll be happy, which I know I will be.
http://www.gutenberg.org/browse/authors/m#a1230
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This, for my GF, would make me a VERY happy man! :twisted:

Might not be safe for work, hence the URL instead of an IMG...

http://www.delicates.co.uk/photos/ba_ul ... -black.jpg

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:This, for my GF, would make me a VERY happy man! :twisted:

Might not be safe for work, hence the URL instead of an IMG...

http://www.delicates.co.uk/photos/ba_ul ... -black.jpg

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I'd like one of them for my Girlfriend to..............................just hope the Wife doesn't find out though :innocent: :twisted:
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blimey. it's not.. well, personally, i would find it more sustaining than sexy.
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The only place that would be sexy is on Mrs Houdini. To anyone else, it'd be a flippin' chastity suit :innocent:
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seconded, Ms. Ems. It looks more like a swimsuit....
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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emilystrange wrote:blimey. it's not.. well, personally, i would find it more sustaining than sexy.
Ask James ;)

My GF needs sustaining first... with that in mind, this is incredibly YUMMY, compared to other "voluptous ladies"-brands... (which is most of the time a sack of potatoes with a cute color...):twisted:

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...is Iz's girlfriend in that dress.

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Ask James ;)
Indeed. :D :D :D
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canon docre wrote:seconded, Ms. Ems. It looks more like a swimsuit....
Just out of interest, can we have some (sensible) suggestions of what Women would like as presents.
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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diamonds, in whatever form. i like mine secondhand/antique. and they're cheaper.
i'd like a new coat, and zara have some pvc flat boots for £25..
i also would like a laminator and a small guillotine. for mostly paper, but small children and HLers may fit.
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emilystrange wrote:diamonds, in whatever form. i like mine secondhand/antique. and they're cheaper.
i'd like a new coat, and zara have some pvc flat boots for £25..
i also would like a laminator and a small guillotine. for mostly paper, but small children and HLers may fit.
I was thinking more of pictures of fit girls in underwear
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scotty wrote:I was thinking more of pictures of fit girls in underwear
possibly not work safe

the word 'gusset' springs to mind
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James Blast wrote:
scotty wrote:I was thinking more of pictures of fit girls in underwear
possibly not work safe

the word 'gusset' springs to mind
That's more my girl's... Er... volume indeed ;D

(PS: didn't I provide that pic as well James? ;D)

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emilystrange wrote:diamonds, in whatever form. i like mine secondhand/antique. and they're cheaper.
i'd like a new coat, and zara have some pvc flat boots for £25..
i also would like a laminator and a small guillotine. for mostly paper, but small children and HLers may fit.
I'm a diamond cutter.

Ask for reduced HL prices! ;D

(and still fall flat on yer butt ;) )

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:didn't I provide that pic as well James?
just the link BBoss, have you checked out this place? A large chested Manc Maiden alerted me to it, sadly the maidens on display don't measure up to the Blast requirements. :| ;D
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scotty wrote:
canon docre wrote:seconded, Ms. Ems. It looks more like a swimsuit....
Just out of interest, can we have some (sensible) suggestions of what Women would like as presents.
I could have any of these... :innocent: (certainly not worksafe)






... and a diamond. :P
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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canon docre wrote:
scotty wrote:
canon docre wrote:seconded, Ms. Ems. It looks more like a swimsuit....
Just out of interest, can we have some (sensible) suggestions of what Women would like as presents.
I could have any of these... :innocent: (certainly not worksafe)






... and a diamond. :P

gaaaarghgh.

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nae fat burds :(
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James Blast wrote:nae fat burds :(
;D :notworthy: ;D

I like my ladies a bit more intae the flesh as well, James, but I can still look at the skinny ones in a nice xxx-mass package ( a package which seems to be made up of the sparkly ribbons ONLY on miss Docre's site :eek:)!

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