Happy Hanukkah...

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...and Long Life to all the wonderful Jewish people of the world, to the Bolsheviks of old Soviet Union, to everyone supporting AIPAC, and to the state of Israel!
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Looking at your location... am I missing an hilarious joke here?
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boudicca: Don't you think bolshevik-revolution was hilarious? Must be my sense of humour if you don't :/

Or don't you think Israel's "foreign policy" is hilarious?
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Politics aside, happy Hanukkah.
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Ditto.

No need to start a political row whilst celebrating, tho... :roll:

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Bah Humbug to you all.
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itnAklipse wrote:boudicca: Don't you think bolshevik-revolution was hilarious? Must be my sense of humour if you don't :/

Or don't you think Israel's "foreign policy" is hilarious?
As a matter of fact, I do. In the same kind of awful way that nuclear armageddon is (not sarcasm).

Having said that, I would genuinely wish a very happy Hannukah to the majority of Jews around the world, who are not responsible for drafting Israel's foreign policy (or policy at home for that matter).
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Happy Channukah (that's how it always used to be spelled on the signs by the sinagogue near where my grandparents lived.)
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I have only the vaguest idea why this thread was started, since I have been intentionally ignoring all newspapers, news websites, and news programs (with the occasional exception of News Night on BB2) for quite some time now. :urff:

Do I want to remain ignorant on this?
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nick the stripper wrote:Do I want to remain ignorant on this?
Probably.

But whatever the motives for starting the thread, as we have a Christmas thread which is ostensibly a Christian festival, we may as well have one for the Jewish festival of Hannukah.

Should I start a Happy Kwanzaa thread too?
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markfiend wrote:Should I start a Happy Kwanzaa thread too?
No. But allow me to wish you a Happy Festivus.
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smiscandlon wrote:
markfiend wrote:Should I start a Happy Kwanzaa thread too?
No. But allow me to wish you a Happy Festivus.
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The only one I could put some spirit in to celebrate is the Winter Solstice, so...


HAPPY YULE TIDINGS, YOU PAGAN LOT!

Now, ditch the clothes and start dancing! ;D

(or, alternatively, the girls can wear something out of Canon Docre's catalogue :twisted:)

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Now, ditch the clothes and start dancing! ;D
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I suppose it's time someone comments that It's Political Correctness Gone Mad...
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What about the Vulcans? :urff:
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weebleswobble wrote:What about the Vulcans? :urff:
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boudicca wrote:I suppose it's time someone comments that It's Political Correctness Gone Mad...
I'm going to hit the next c**t to use that phrase within earshot of me.
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Aye, most of what cynics call "political correctness" is in fact an attempt not to offend other people.
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Rafster and his jewish stormtrooper wish all the other lapsed jews who view this forum a very happy Channukah!

In my family we used to do Christmas and Channukah where I got loads of presents. Now we do none. So i get none. :(

but that also means i buy none!! :P wahey!
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markfiend wrote:Aye, most of what cynics call "political correctness" is in fact an attempt not to offend other people.
I was only joking, for the record... :oops:
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I know. But I was just making the point clear before 9w9 or bushman said anything.
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