Happy Birthday Dark

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Happy Birthday from me too!!
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... and from me!

Congratulations :D
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congratulations :D
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hippo birdy two ewe's to you as well!
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happy birthday, sweet korin. xxx
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Congrats man, and well done for making it this far. 8)

HBD!
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And a happy barf-day from me too.

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Ooooh, 17, it's all downhill from there... :twisted:
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Have a great Birthday! :D
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Appi Burfdi, fellow Lincolnian

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Cheers all.

Celebrated in style, Chinese takeaway and Strongbow. ;D
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Dark wrote:Cheers all.

Celebrated in style, Chinese takeaway and Strongbow. ;D
Well I can't argue with the Strongbow. Not so sure about the Chinese though. :) Anyway Happy Birthday Dark. :notworthy:
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aye, all the best Korin. I feel as upset as markfiend about my age when you were born!

does anyone have a list of things you CAN do at 17 that you can't do at 16?

...then we can ask DARKY to tick 'em off over the next few months...
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culprit wrote:does anyone have a list of things you CAN do at 17 that you can't do at 16?
Learn to drive is the only legal one I can think of. ;)
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:lol:

Yeah, first lesson yesterday.. was meant to be on a nice quiet industrial estate road. The businesses were all open, there was loads of traffic, parked cars parallel to each other on each side of the road, heavy fog and I had to overtake a parked van in 3rd gear whilst avoiding an RAC truck.

Looking back on it, I'm more petrified now. :lol:
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:eek: I still hate driving in fog 18 years plus since I passed.
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