Vote Tim Sinister

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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are we to take it from his current avatar that our Timbo has gone into politics?

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Ed Rhombus wrote:are we to take it from his current avatar that our Timbo has gone into politics?

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"Vote for me or I'll breath my house gin soaked breath on yer first born!"
That picture would make a good "Caption" competition :lol:
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scotty wrote:
Ed Rhombus wrote:are we to take it from his current avatar that our Timbo has gone into politics?

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"Vote for me or I'll breath my house gin soaked breath on yer first born!"
That picture would make a good "Caption" competition :lol:
you mean something like "Ambassador Robert Thorne proudly presents the newest addition (besides the Rottweiler) to the Thorne household." :innocent:
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Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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scotty wrote:That picture would make a good "Caption" competition :lol:
"He wears sunglasses after dark... bloody Goth." :twisted:
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And speaking of ambassadors:

"I'm sorry, we're all out of Ferrero Rocher. Will one of these do instead?"
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That'll be for the famous tradgoth party. No?
What was I minister of again? Jelly babies and shiny things was it? Summat like that?
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scotty wrote:
Ed Rhombus wrote:are we to take it from his current avatar that our Timbo has gone into politics?

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"Vote for me or I'll breath my house gin soaked breath on yer first born!"
That picture would make a good "Caption" competition :lol:
Here's one I made earlier.
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Ed Rhombus wrote:are we to take it from his current avatar that our Timbo has gone into politics?

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"Vote for me or I'll breath my house gin soaked breath on yer first born!"
f**k the vote and get that baby away from Timmy!
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
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ah, but who is more at risk?
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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Crowd: "Eeeewwww! What's THAT!"

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baby looks less than chuffed as previously it'd been told anything that looks like a tit was for suckling
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"Robot picture of the 'Christmas Crib Baby Jesus Doll Snatcher' reveals culprit might be infamous lead singer of Leeds-based dodgy goth combo."

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The shades grow during adolescence, right?
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eotunun wrote:The shades grow during adolescence, right?
I thought it was fotosynthesis...

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
eotunun wrote:The shades grow during adolescence, right?
I thought it was fotosynthesis...

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So the kid will look properly if brought up in the basement protected from sunlight?
:innocent: :lol:
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in a PM sent a few days ago, boudicca wrote: CONGRATS on yer new baby! :notworthy: ;D :kiss:

I never even knew you were up the duff! :twisted:
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eotunun wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
eotunun wrote:The shades grow during adolescence, right?
I thought it was fotosynthesis...

IZ.
So the kid will look properly if brought up in the basement protected from sunlight?
:innocent: :lol:
No, quite the opposite.

At that age, when given enough sunlight, they wil grow up a normal human being.

But when kept in a basement, with artificial lights, they grow shades and start waving their stalks around like plants, not moving an inch.

Often to dull repetitive music...

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
eotunun wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote: I thought it was fotosynthesis...

IZ.
So the kid will look properly if brought up in the basement protected from sunlight?
:innocent: :lol:
No, quite the opposite.

At that age, when given enough sunlight, they wil grow up a normal human being.

But when kept in a basement, with artificial lights, they grow shades and start waving their stalks around like plants, not moving an inch.

Often to dull repetitive music...

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:idea: Now I get it! I remember your Pacman theory.
Can Tim still be cured? Say, by an X-ray therapy as some kind of fast catching up with the required radiation dose?
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boudicca wrote:
in a PM sent a few days ago, boudicca wrote: CONGRATS on yer new baby! :notworthy: ;D :kiss:

I never even knew you were up the duff! :twisted:
Please don't remind me of Tim's 'offspring' Claire.
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eotunun wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
eotunun wrote: So the kid will look properly if brought up in the basement protected from sunlight?
:innocent: :lol:
No, quite the opposite.

At that age, when given enough sunlight, they wil grow up a normal human being.

But when kept in a basement, with artificial lights, they grow shades and start waving their stalks around like plants, not moving an inch.

Often to dull repetitive music...

IZ.
:idea: Now I get it! I remember your Pacman theory.
Can Tim still be cured? Say, by an X-ray therapy as some kind of fast catching up with the required radiation dose?

You COULD try kicking him in the nadgers.

Always works in all circumstances.

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
You COULD try kicking him in the nadgers.

Always works in all circumstances.

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Dear doctor IZ,
latest investigations have shown the very benefitial results of applications of electric shocks.
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The only known side effects known are funny hairstyles and moderate luminescence of the patient along with a slight emission of aersols.
That would occur to me a much more carefull therapy.
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Nah.

Nadgers. Kick. Repeatedly.

Like Granny used to make'em :twisted:

(and then shock him a little)

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