Yo Homies, was up in da hood? etc etc.....

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Silver_Owl
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So, after a month off work I have returned to the relative tranquility of the office and the haven of Heartland. I haven't had time to scartch me arse - never mind post on here.

To save me trawling through everything - have I missed owt :?:

And Merry Christmas. :D
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Hom_Corleone wrote:So, after a month off work I have returned to the relative tranquility of the office and the haven of Heartland. I haven't had time to scartch me arse - never mind post on here.

To save me trawling through everything - have I missed owt :?:

And Merry Christmas. :D
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A stonking Moscow gig and some totally useless reissue boxset. It's out in February if you're interested.

Good to have you back. 8)
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Unprecedented levels of spam.

And that's just from the regulars.
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I've got a new hat.
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Welcome back :D
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:von: got off his arse and released the much anticipated new album.....



















































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You missed a night out; compound interest on skipping the rounds means you owe us about...two and a half bars-worth.

Thankyou.
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timsinister wrote:You missed a night out....
is that where you lost your clothes tim? :innocent:


**hi steve** [insert eric's waving smiley here]
8)
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@ Mark - ...and 'tis a lovely hat, fit for a king Meercat.

@ Scotty - He's fine thanks Keith. s**t, sleeping and drinking and little else. But what else is there to do when your 4 weeks old. :?

@ Tim - As it's Xmas I won't do a virtual Begbie and hurl a glass over the Heartland balcony. get a dog up ya. as they say.
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@Lee - Aye up lad. Image

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:lol:

It is good to have you back. "Do you have the beasht in your schights?"

Lee, I deny everything, I've always returned fully clothed, indeed, I've probably fallen asleep fully clothed, too.








On the stairs. ;D
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timsinister wrote:
Lee, I deny everything, I've always returned fully clothed, indeed, I've probably fallen asleep fully clothed, too.
so who undresses you and takes your photo after you've fallen asleep? or is that a suit you borrowed from the emperor? :wink:
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Hom_Corleone wrote: @ Scotty - He's fine thanks Keith. s**t, sleeping and drinking and little else. But what else is there to do when your 4 weeks old. :?
:eek: Sounds like me.................and I'm 35 :twisted:
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Happy Christmas Steve.

From your BP.

Hugs!
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