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a friend of mine is the sole uk importer for Jean Dumangin award winning champagne

http://www.javelinchampagnes.co.uk/

his list prices are
Premier Cru Carte d'Or
£96.00 + VAT per case

Premier Cru Rosé
£102.00 + VAT per case

Brut Tradition
£84.00 + VAT per case
a case = 6 bottles

he's said he will offer a 10% discount to anyone that mentions they know me :)

just in case anyone is interested ;)
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hey! i just spammed my own website :!: ;D :lol:
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It gives me Heartburn :urff:
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Quiff Boy wrote:hey! i just spammed my own website :!: ;D :lol:
Mods! :lol:
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Quiff Boy wrote:hey! i just spammed my own website :!: ;D :lol:
Indeed :innocent:

Now just start throwing "FUD" into every other post and you'll be a fully naturalised HL prole :lol:
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scotty wrote:It gives me Heartburn :urff:
Me too, but then even thinking about something spicy gives me heartburn :urff:
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I can probably afford one bottle. At a stretch. :lol:
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can you still get brut? couldn't afford to "splash it on all over" at those prices. :innocent: :wink:
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seriously though if you need an official HL taster i'm available. does he do white ace?
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:seriously though if you need an official HL taster i'm available. does he do white ace?
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had some last nite to celebrate wifey's buffday and i still think it tastes like battery acid! gimme smirnoff-red bull or snakebite & black anytime!
predictable but it does the job!
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mmmmmmmmmmm, alcohol: the pursuit of happiness!


or mongedness at least!
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Bucky Fizz :wink:
Chewin' the Fat wrote: Pit wan boatil ay the finest bucky intae the fridge fir a guid few oors
and wan boatil ay champers, like asti spewmanty or some othe fancy
stuff. Take yir boatil ay bucky oot, fire a guid bit intae a glass an
toap it up wi' yir champers. Pure class bucky fizz man.
Goes brilliant wi' a tray ay donner meat, ken whit am sayin' ?
:D
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Big Si wrote:Bucky Fizz :wink:
Chewin' the Fat wrote: Pit wan boatil ay the finest bucky intae the fridge fir a guid few oors
and wan boatil ay champers, like asti spewmanty or some othe fancy
stuff. Take yir boatil ay bucky oot, fire a guid bit intae a glass an
toap it up wi' yir champers. Pure class bucky fizz man.
Goes brilliant wi' a tray ay donner meat, ken whit am sayin' ?
:D
Sir, you simply EXUDE class!
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and he's no even a natural born Weegie :lol:
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It all tastes like rancid mouthwash to me. Whether or not it gets me smashed, that is thee question.
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*hic*

Sorry, I missed a bit of that. Are we going to start on the Brut soon? :innocent:
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James Blast wrote:and he's no even a natural born Weegie :lol:
Ez no whair yer frae, ez whur yer at! :wink: ;D
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Feckin' expensive champers. Gimme the old fall over juice any day! ;D
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