21-12-06

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bushman*pm
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Suffolk police are hunting a dyslexic santa claus
who keeps leaving prozzies under the tree
:lol:

bought the wife her xmas presents:
small red dress, fishnet stockings and a one way ticket to Ipswich
:lol:

suffolk police are hunting the ghost of Steve Irwin as he's going after anything with large flaps & smells of fish
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LAND ROVER: THE BEAST FOUR BY FOUR BY FEAR! KICKS THE ARSE OFF RICEBURNERS!
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I heard that Ipswich Town FC had to cancel their Home game last week as a Dyslexic Copy Cat Killer had murdered all the Substitutes :innocent:



































Coat...................I know :oops:
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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bushman*pm
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and the rugby team also cancelled when they lost all their hookers!




get my coat while your'e at the cloakroom please Scotty!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Oh I did laugh.
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Oof.

Too soon methinks.

Or not.

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The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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Whats the difference between the Ipswich killer and Mr Kipling?









Mr Kipling can get six tarts in a box!
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Izzy HaveMercy
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People in Ipswich wanting sex for Christmas are asked to buy early whilst stocks last...

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Izzy HaveMercy
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If you think the weather is a bit cold in YOUR area...

It's minus 5 in Ipswich.

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*cough* :eek: :lol:
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Izzy HaveMercy
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On another note: did you know HeartLand is one of the rare fora where posters of Ipswich jokes are NOT told off for such a display of poor taste?

Does that mean we're all grown-up, sensible human beings who see the psychological value of treating sheer horror with humour?

Or does it just mean we're a bunch of heartless bastards?

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yes
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James Blast wrote:yes
... and yes.


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Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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