I hope so, we could invite him over for the next meeting. The promise of alcohol should be enough for him. Then we can have some fun.Hom_Corleone wrote:Could it be....canon docre wrote:My guess: USof A, probably Texas, where people say 'howdy' and get their first computers for Christmas 2006.
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ooh ah Lets do the War on terrorismPlanet Dave wrote:I hope so, we could invite him over for the next meeting. The promise of alcohol should be enough for him. Then we can have some fun.Hom_Corleone wrote:Could it be....canon docre wrote:My guess: USof A, probably Texas, where people say 'howdy' and get their first computers for Christmas 2006.
Another Shade of You.
That's some fine humour you have there. Texas is close but still half a million miles away.canon docre wrote:My guess: USof A, probably Texas, where people say 'howdy' and get their first computers for Christmas 2006.
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Eldorado wrote:[. Texas is close but still half a million miles away.
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ok then from Canada, right? Your job gave it away. Klondike I suppose?Eldorado wrote:That's some fine humour you have there. Texas is close but still half a million miles away.canon docre wrote:My guess: USof A, probably Texas, where people say 'howdy' and get their first computers for Christmas 2006.
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
My Job? You know my job?canon docre wrote:ok then from Canada, right? Your job gave it away. Klondike I suppose?Eldorado wrote:That's some fine humour you have there. Texas is close but still half a million miles away.canon docre wrote:My guess: USof A, probably Texas, where people say 'howdy' and get their first computers for Christmas 2006.
Clone-dyke perhaps
Why won't these freaking jpegs load up!?!
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I was comming to that.weebleswobble wrote:You do the terrorism and I'll do the drugschristophe wrote:ooh ah Lets do the War on terrorism[/i]
Another Shade of You.
Well the moon's only about quarter of a million, so my guess is that asteroid that's gonna hit us in a few years time. That's when having Bruce Willis around is gonna come in handy.
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was gonna write manchester, you're not a blue nose are you?scotty wrote:Eldorado wrote:[. Texas is close but still half a million miles away.
B&Q...........WICKES.......?
standing on the shoulders of goths and all that
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Buenos dias to you there!
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This place is fulla feckin' Paddies, Jocks, Sprouts, Sheep Shaggers, Krauts, Ruskies, Kebab Crunchers, Pizza Chompers and Cheese Munching Surrender Monkeys but worst of all - Yanks and Manc Bastards!
I hate this place.
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I hate this place.
you'll fit right in
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That's your time-zone sorted outEldorado wrote:Buenos noches.Obviousman wrote:Buenos dias to you there!
We all know how much you doJames Blast wrote: I hate this place.
I heard you were the Big Cheese around hereJames Blast wrote:This place is fulla feckin' Paddies, Jocks, Sprouts, Sheep Shaggers, Krauts, Ruskies, Kebab Crunchers, Pizza Chompers and Cheese Munching Surrender Monkeys but worst of all - Yanks and Manc Bastards!
I hate this place.
you'll fit right in
I'm pleased i don't fit into any of those catagories. But if you would like to include big mouth, opinionated dyke, then I will feel more at home.
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Bollocks!Eldorado wrote:I heard you were the Big Cheese around here
just a sad old geezer who posts on here far too much
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Nah, nowhere near bitter enough to one of those Ez. It shows immediately when they are. Shame though, this place needs more folk to point at and prod with a stick.paint it black wrote:was gonna write manchester, you're not a blue nose are you?scotty wrote:Eldorado wrote:[. Texas is close but still half a million miles away.
B&Q...........WICKES.......?
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a bad life caught up with me, but everyone kens that, you're fresh meat what's your story, huh?Eldorado wrote:Why sad?
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Well, I recently caught up with a bad life in the form of an obnoxious wanker for a 'husband' and am trying to start afresh in another country. My bad experience has left me more than bitter but Im trying to vent my feelings in the right direction. I get angry quite easily at the most innocuous things which usually backfires and drops me further into the well of self loathing and misery, but hey! That's my fault. I wish I was sad, then at least it would mean I had reached the end of the anger.James Blast wrote:a bad life caught up with me, but everyone kens that, you're fresh meat what's your story, huh?Eldorado wrote:Why sad?
I will stop there as I don't want to bore you with my trivialities. Talking to (or ranting at) strangers is very theraputic.
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You didn't bore, you weren't trivial, the laws of derailment do escape you, as yet, but - welcome home.
Oh! and don't be a stranger.
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You didn't bore, you weren't trivial, the laws of derailment do escape you, as yet, but - welcome home.
Oh! and don't be a stranger.
James
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James Blast wrote:This place is fulla feckin' Paddies, Jocks, Sprouts, Sheep Shaggers, Krauts, Ruskies, Kebab Crunchers, Pizza Chompers and Cheese Munching Surrender Monkeys but worst of all - Yanks and Manc Bastards!
I hate this place.
Oh hello, is this 'Poets Corner' ??
Aint JB just got such an excellent way with words?
Anyway Eldorado, here's another:
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you'll fit right in
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