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Instead of a cremation, will they just fill the coffin with boiling water and wait 4minutes?
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SomeKindOfStranger wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-p ... 237013.stm

Instead of a cremation, will they just fill the coffin with boiling water and wait 4minutes?
:notworthy: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :notworthy:

Serves the bugger right! I was sick for two days after last time having one of his dried-hell-in-a-plastic-bin things. :evil:

Edit: First of all he will be mummyfied by freeze drying. The kettle with the hor water comes along on the youngest day!
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Ah, Pot Noodle must have nicked the idea off of him, that's why the authentic "oriental" version's i've tried are far, far tastier and actually look, taste and smell like [insert variant] noodle soup.

*Note* the use of polystyrene container's, not Pot Noodle's use of plastic ones!

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SomeKindOfStranger wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-p ... 237013.stm

Instead of a cremation, will they just fill the coffin with boiling water and wait 4minutes?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

Pot Noodle's kick ass! Even moreso if you don't add any water, just eat the dried brain-shaped bit. :notworthy:
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His firm also developed a version of Cup Noodle for Japanese astronauts to eat on the space shuttle Discovery in 2005.
It went into space - there can be no higher accolade.

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Can see the wake now, the family having a fight over the kettle and the chicken and mushroom pots :lol: :lol:

May he rest in peace well for 4 mins before a stir
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*sniff*
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i meant the one in my psyche before you start
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emilystrange wrote:the slut in me is mourning...
*opens mouth*
i meant the one in my psyche before you start
*shuts mouth*
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how very very wise of you.. :-D
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emilystrange wrote:*sniff*
the slut in me is mourning...
:lol:

Never did like Not Poodle though.... :urff:
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When I first read the thread title I thought, "well, it had to happen sooner or later, he had it coming..."

I ate one of his foul creations once. Suffice it to say I'd rather eat crumbled cardboard with hot water, just for a good taste...:urff:

And just out of curiosity...

Did he choke to death?

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Nobody's bothered to read my post! :evil:
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Big Si wrote:Nobody's bothered to read my post! :evil:
Read it, and agreed with it.

These bloody heathens think instant noodles started with Golden Wonder and ended with Batchelor's Supernoodles.

Visit your local Chinese grocery, people - you'll find hundreds of varieties of MSG-laced noodley goodness, and will never look back.
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smiscandlon wrote:
Big Si wrote:Nobody's bothered to read my post! :evil:
Read it, and agreed with it.

These bloody heathens think instant noodles started with Golden Wonder and ended with Batchelor's Supernoodles.

Visit your local chinese grocery, people - you'll find hundreds of varieties of MSG-laced noodley goodness, and will never look back.
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MISO Soup :P
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misery soup, here, because the first time we had it was in a restaurant playing extremely depressing muzak.
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I've never had a pot noodle.

I also think I have some sort of intolerance to MSG. (Obviously not the natural stuff as glutamate is one of the amino acids in all protein; but the artificial stuff is chemically different -- a racemic mixture as opposed to one stereoisomer for the chemists around.)
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markfiend wrote:I also think I have some sort of intolerance to MSG.
A lot of folk do. I'll let it slip through occasionally but generally I do tend to avoid it. E621 be the devil's work.
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"Slip through" is exactly the problem... :urff:

Too much information?
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smiscandlon wrote: Visit your local Chinese grocery, people - you'll find hundreds of varieties of MSG-laced noodley goodness, and will never look back.
We're not all bezzie mates with Mr. Ying Tong Ying Tong you know! :P :wink:
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markfiend wrote:"Slip through" is exactly the problem... :urff:

Too much information?
If it gets that far. :roll:
At occasions it doesn´t even make it to the stomach.. :urff:
It´s a good diet food though: After having one tiny pot of instant noodles you may not be able to eat other food for days..
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