Is Von Already Here?

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Waitaminute! That's Carl Mc Coy!!
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as an aside, I only just noticed the "Long Live Gonzoid Amphetemine Filth" on the inner of my ToL 12".

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Where is Sauchiehall Street, please?
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James Blast wrote:Where is Sauchiehall Street, please?
Jist roond tha' corner! :wink: ;D
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Right, not being funny, but I reckon were I Herr eldritch, and this were my main deifying forum, and it had mustered a grand total of just over two pages about whether I existed or not, I'd be straight off to bed with a cup of cocoa and a picture of Patricia Morrison to wank over, while thinking it really isn't worth me ever trying to release an album again, possibly affecting my ability to achieve full erection. As it goes.
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And why the f**k have I got 1 post? I've posted on here before! Quiff boy - sort it out, or feel my wrath! (A very pleasant wrath to feel, incidentally)
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Catomeat wrote:And why the f**k have I got 1 post? I've posted on here before! Quiff boy - sort it out, or feel my wrath! (A very pleasant wrath to feel, incidentally)
Does it not seem strange that we are all now Road Kill?

I quite like it ;D
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Catomeat wrote:and it had mustered a grand total of just over two pages about whether I existed or not
Don't be silly : it's a great deal of light hearted off topic inane drivel and only some conjectures on whether or not Von could be a member of this forum. Most people obviously don't really care.
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Catomeat wrote:And why the f**k have I got 1 post? I've posted on here before! Quiff boy - sort it out, or feel my wrath! (A very pleasant wrath to feel, incidentally)
mornin' chris :lol: :kiss:
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Catomeat wrote:Right, not being funny, but I reckon were I Herr eldritch, and this were my main deifying forum, and it had mustered a grand total of just over two pages about whether I existed or not, I'd be straight off to bed with a cup of cocoa and a picture of Patricia Morrison to wank over, while thinking it really isn't worth me ever trying to release an album again, possibly affecting my ability to achieve full erection. As it goes.
I'm really uncertain if he still wanks over Patsy pics though, but the rest sounds about plausible to me. :innocent: :lol:
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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personally i think he'd enjoy all the inane drivel with less focus on the man and the band!
in a 'Kum-bye-Ah my Lord' kind of way he kinda bought all us lovelies together and if i had achieved that it would certainly fill me with a warm feeling.....






























probably nausea! :lol: :lol: :lol:
only joking, i love you all! :notworthy:
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Quiff Boy wrote:
Catomeat wrote:And why the f**k have I got 1 post? I've posted on here before! Quiff boy - sort it out, or feel my wrath! (A very pleasant wrath to feel, incidentally)
mornin' chris :lol: :kiss:
Mornin' Barry! I promise I will make it down to your night sometime soon. I just feel so ungoth these days, and I'm worried the girls might not fancy me anymore ;)
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Girls can be moody at times..
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Catomeat wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote:
Catomeat wrote:And why the f**k have I got 1 post? I've posted on here before! Quiff boy - sort it out, or feel my wrath! (A very pleasant wrath to feel, incidentally)
mornin' chris :lol: :kiss:
Mornin' Barry! I promise I will make it down to your night sometime soon. I just feel so ungoth these days, and I'm worried the girls might not fancy me anymore ;)
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goth? have you seen the playlists? ;) :innocent:
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eotunun wrote:Girls can be moody at times..
Boys throw their toys too..
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that ongoing eternity
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Who the fucks Eldrich?!!
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I think they used to make video games for Amiga and Atari computers. ;D

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Now that was a silly good one ! :twisted:
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eotunun wrote:Girls can be moody at times..


....and then they are shopping or asleep!

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Quiff Boy wrote:
Catomeat wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote: mornin' chris :lol: :kiss:
Mornin' Barry! I promise I will make it down to your night sometime soon. I just feel so ungoth these days, and I'm worried the girls might not fancy me anymore ;)
:lol:



goth? have you seen the playlists? ;) :innocent:
Feckin ell! That's a lot of Poison!!!

Do you have real decks down there? I could offer you the 22nd best breaks DJ in the world (according to minor organs like Radio 1) for an hour of bastard pop/metal bassline bootleg action or something...

In fact bollocks - I'll tell you what I PROMISE to come down on Saturday (hangover notwithstanding - it's Fuse on Friday. Why do you keep putting your night the night after mine?)

And we should definitely do a pint, being neighbours and all!
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:lol:

there is a set of dcks, but i dont recall the last tim ethey were used... and i doubt they're 1210's or anything quality like that ;D

see you saturday then? malc is DJing with me again... get in :!: :lol:
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