The Heartland Effect

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Silver_Owl
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scotty wrote:
eotunun wrote:Scotty, do you possibly mean "Knutsch", pronounced as "knootsh". meaning :kiss: ?
Nope.
Ahhh you must mean.....Image :wink:
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Hom_Corleone wrote:
scotty wrote:
eotunun wrote:Scotty, do you possibly mean "Knutsch", pronounced as "knootsh". meaning :kiss: ?
Nope.
Ahhh you must mean.....Image :wink:
Nope :innocent: .
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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scotty wrote:
Hom_Corleone wrote:
scotty wrote: Nope.
Ahhh you must mean.....Image :wink:
Nope :innocent: .
At least mine was slightly more subtle Keith.

Anyway, have I told you that I love you today Keith :?:




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Hom_Corleone wrote:
Anyway, have I told you that I love you today Keith :?:




:lol:
Nope :lol:
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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smiscandlon wrote:Of course, I've since realised that you are in fact a shower of bastards.
After a nice night out and a couple of drinks I'd like to revise my position. I f*cking love you lot, you're my besht mates in the whole world. :kiss: :notworthy:
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... another Blast thread goes south... :(

I really meant what I said, initially :|
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smiscandlon wrote:I f*cking love you lot, you're my besht mates in the whole world. :kiss: :notworthy:
And, sarcasm and joking aside, I really meant that too. Apart from the aforementioned generosity, I've forged friendships here that truly mean a great deal to me.

Goodnight you magnificent bastards.
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You have been imbibing in the demon drink Stephen, I can tell these things. No? :lol:
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Whle I will always maintain openly REVERN'D about Brother Blasts kindness and generosity, I'd also have to 'blame' him for me turning up here and getting the most warm reception ever (if only IZ hadn't found out about that band I was in at the time I joined...). HL is a tight knit community and even though we might not like one another's views or personalities, there is still a great sense of the ties that bind us. If you want to call me a hippie assh*le, be my guest, you'd probably mistake me for someone who actualy cares, but I always felt welcome here and the HL community thriving and that's what matters...
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Ahráyeph wrote:If you want to call me a hippie assh*le, be my guest, you'd probably mistake me for someone who actualy cares, but I always felt welcome here and the HL community thriving and that's what matters...
I prefer to call them "hippy scum". ;D
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Badlander wrote:
Ahráyeph wrote:If you want to call me a hippie assh*le, be my guest, you'd probably mistake me for someone who actualy cares, but I always felt welcome here and the HL community thriving and that's what matters...
I prefer to call them "hippy scum". ;D
Tree-hugging hippy scum.
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James Blast wrote:I don't think it can be said often enough that, there are lot of very special people on here.
Since I joined nearly four years ago, I've met an outstanding bunch of people, too many to name. You all know who you are anyway.
Only this morning did I receive yet another unexpected package in the mail from a very kind Heartlander, this time at some personal expense to the sender.
Step up to the podium, The Laird of The Gorbals Big Si!

Give yourselves a pat on the back for all the material, spiritual and cultural delights you have bestowed upon me down the years. And a big thanks to The Boss for setting the template. :notworthy: :D :notworthy: :D :notworthy: :D :notworthy:

NB. no drink had been taken when this was posted, so it isn't just another of my inebriated ramblings
Taking it back to the north... :wink:

As I owed you a b'day prezzy from last year and that damned Gun Club CD has remained elusive I thought this would be the next best thing :D

@Scotty I didn't know CNUTS meant "beautiful person from edinburgh and fan of Edinburgh's greatest fitba team"?

As we both know, there's only 2 great teams in Scotland, and they both wear Green and White :wink: ;D :twisted:
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:He sent you his personal signed copies of them FGG coasters, didn't he! :lol:

Oh and SECONDED over the whole line! :notworthy:

IZ.
FGG Coasters covered in Graffiti? They'll have to go in the bin then! :wink: ;D
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James Blast wrote:You have been imbibing in the demon drink Steven, I can tell these things. No? :lol:
Well spotted, that man! :lol:

Doesn't make it any less true though. :kiss:
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it would be rude of me to name those HLers who have blown me away with their generousity and kindness over the last couple of years as i would be bound to miss someone out through the laws of puting my foot in it, but you all know who you are and every single one of you proves that decency and spontaneous, selfless acts of downright love are not the alien concepts some would have us believe.
so -whether you've sent me prezzies (and the jocks, both honorary and actual, deserve a special mention -don't let any fucker say youse are tight 'cause that's bollocks), put me up for the night, or been just been a mate when i've needed one, thank you all. :notworthy: :kiss: :notworthy: :kiss: :notworthy:

Heartland forever. :von:
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HL is indeed a lovely place filled with lovely people :notworthy: :kiss: :notworthy:
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excuse me? I turn my back for just ten days and Heartland turns into a filthy group-hugging hippie-commune?
Even you, emwk? Wtf? :eek:

I want that girl of Richey James back.


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Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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More has come out of this place for me than I've put in. I hope I've made some lifelong friends, I'm not sure 'cuz I've not died yet. I'll be selfish, and say immediately, the MacHeartlanders have been the greatest bunch of drink-soaking I mean generous and social people I've ever met over the internet. You're all very important to me. After the Leeds crowd. ;D

Odds on no-one dares mention this at the next HL Gathering. :wink:
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Jeez! Jess is back and here was me thinking I had another four days to let this slide down the chart. :oops: :lol:
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James Blast wrote:Jeez! Jess is back and here was me thinking I had another four days to let this slide down the chart. :oops: :lol:
don't worry James, I'm still all laid back & easy California stylee. 8) :kiss:

And jetlagged. So I may even add my two-pence on the subject > :notworthy:
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I lurk and occasionally post on other forums, but none of them compare with this one :notworthy:
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scotty wrote:
Maisey wrote:Do all heartland meetups take place up north?

A quick drink in London this summer might be great if anyones in the area! Someone can bring the box of heartland shirts and make a quick buck ;)
You've missed the Boat mate, Me. the Missus & Burn were there in September :twisted:
there was of course the other reason for being in the smoke during September

and June looks like a good reason to return :innocent: 8)


as for the Heartland Effect (see JB...back on topic)...

those of you who i know and enjoy the company of...i salute you.

those i have still to meet...i can't f**king wait :twisted: :lol:
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It seems these weirdos all meet in Leeds at least once a year, I can't think why... :innocent:
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Image


But I love you all and I want to have your babies



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I like this forum, I just haven't really talked to anyone in particular. I'm sure you're all nice, though.


Of course, living across the atlantic makes most of the jokes a bit...erm...."mystifying."
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