Top 25 Metal Albums

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1. Dimmu Borgir - Spiritual Black Dimensions

No further applicants need apply.

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Metal is a many splintered genre, isn't it?

I see nothing wrong with the "just entertainment" bands - Def Leppard's "On Through the Night" LP, for inst. Supremely daft, from the stupid cover (truck with a great big guitar on it) through the name of the band, all the way to the songs, but never fails to raise a big dumb happy grin round these parts.
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Ramone wrote:Tigertailz
Ramone wrote:Tigertailz
Ramone wrote:Tigertailz
Mwahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahah! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
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markfiend wrote:
Ramone wrote:Tigertailz
Ramone wrote:Tigertailz
Ramone wrote:Tigertailz
Mwahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahah! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
What's your point, caller?

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Is that a statue from your Monster collection Jess? :lol:
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bushman*pm wrote:did somebody at the back quietly whisper.......
what about Manowar?

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Jaaaaa ;D

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canon docre wrote:@ Ahráyep & James: If one cannot argue about metal anymore the world comes to a halt. :twisted:
So that's the grinding I heard. :twisted: Seriously, Still, I cannot and will not argue about metal. Talk to IZ, IZ knows all. His is the Knowledge, He is omniscient... ;D
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Planet Dave wrote:1. Dimmu Borgir - Spiritual Black Dimensions

No further applicants need apply.

:twisted:
I beg to differ:

Emperor - In the Nightside Eclipse
Burzum - Det Som Engang Var and Filosofem
Cradle - Principle of Evil Made Flesh
Samael - Worship Him and Ceremony of Opposites
Summoning - everything available
Immortal - Pure Holocaust

And with some goodwill I can find stuff from Darkthrone, Enslaved, Mayhem, Marduk, In The Woods, Beherit, Behemoth and others that had the music scene upside down in the late 80s/early 90s.

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Ahráyeph wrote:
canon docre wrote:@ Ahráyep & James: If one cannot argue about metal anymore the world comes to a halt. :twisted:
So that's the grinding I heard. :twisted: Seriously, Still, I cannot and will not argue about metal. Talk to IZ, IZ knows all. His is the Knowledge, He is omniscient... ;D
So far, the better part of my life consisted about arguing over metal. At the Metal Label I worked for I was in constant defence for being into Ministry. That was even too un-metal. If I would've told them about the sissies they would've handed me my papers pronto. :lol:

Now, in that popworld I'm in My Chemical Romance is as metal as it can get. :|
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canon docre wrote:Now, in that popworld I'm in My Chemical Romance is as metal as it can get. :|
That's not OK. ;)
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markfiend wrote:
Ramone wrote:Tigertailz
Ramone wrote:Tigertailz
Ramone wrote:Tigertailz
Mwahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahah! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Did you just positively nick my Ãœbercool Thundercats Battle-quotation Method MARK! :evil:

On the other hand...
Ramone wrote:Faster Pussycat
Ramone wrote:Faster Pussycat
Ramone wrote:Faster Pussycat
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Did you just positively nick my Ãœbercool Thundercats Battle-quotation Method MARK! :evil:
Yup ;D

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Ahráyeph wrote:Talk to IZ, IZ knows all. His is the Knowledge, He is omniscient... ;D
He is life, He is death
He is virtue, He is vire

He is the flame of reason
He is the verbe of our thoughts

He is the justice of our trials
He is the gallows of the infidels

He is the fire of vengeance
He is the blade of revenge

He is the executioner's axe
He is the hangman's rope

He is the fall of the kingdom of ignorance
He is the end of the reign of intolerance

He is the torch of our hope
He is the reason of our existence

....Worship him

Bug'rit. :twisted:

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markfiend wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Did you just positively nick my Ãœbercool Thundercats Battle-quotation Method MARK! :evil:
Yup ;D

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery :innocent:
Cor! ;D


The above expression positively nicked from T. Pratchett

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
Planet Dave wrote:1. Dimmu Borgir - Spiritual Black Dimensions

No further applicants need apply.

:twisted:
I beg to differ:

Emperor - In the Nightside Eclipse
Burzum - Det Som Engang Var and Filosofem
Cradle - Principle of Evil Made Flesh
Samael - Worship Him and Ceremony of Opposites
Summoning - everything available
Immortal - Pure Holocaust

And with some goodwill I can find stuff from Darkthrone, Enslaved, Mayhem, Marduk, In The Woods, Beherit, Behemoth and others that had the music scene upside down in the late 80s/early 90s.

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Copy them for me and I'll get back to you with a possibly revised opinion!

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What? No Jethro Tull?
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Planet Dave wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
Planet Dave wrote:1. Dimmu Borgir - Spiritual Black Dimensions

No further applicants need apply.

:twisted:
I beg to differ:

Emperor - In the Nightside Eclipse
Burzum - Det Som Engang Var and Filosofem
Cradle - Principle of Evil Made Flesh
Samael - Worship Him and Ceremony of Opposites
Summoning - everything available
Immortal - Pure Holocaust

And with some goodwill I can find stuff from Darkthrone, Enslaved, Mayhem, Marduk, In The Woods, Beherit, Behemoth and others that had the music scene upside down in the late 80s/early 90s.

IZ.
Copy them for me and I'll get back to you with a possibly revised opinion!

:wink: :P
Noted! May take a few days tho ;)

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Ahráyeph wrote:Seriously, Still, I cannot and will not argue about metal.
I will resist, I will resist... HM is too close to my heart to get started. :|
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
Planet Dave wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote: I beg to differ:

Emperor - In the Nightside Eclipse
Burzum - Det Som Engang Var and Filosofem
Cradle - Principle of Evil Made Flesh
Samael - Worship Him and Ceremony of Opposites
Summoning - everything available
Immortal - Pure Holocaust

And with some goodwill I can find stuff from Darkthrone, Enslaved, Mayhem, Marduk, In The Woods, Beherit, Behemoth and others that had the music scene upside down in the late 80s/early 90s.

IZ.
Copy them for me and I'll get back to you with a possibly revised opinion!

:wink: :P
Noted! May take a few days tho ;)

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Yes, please IZ this man needs to get Dimmu Borgir out of his system! :wink:
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
Planet Dave wrote: Copy them for me and I'll get back to you with a possibly revised opinion!

:wink: :P
Noted! May take a few days tho ;)

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Yes, please IZ this man needs to get Dimmu Borgir out of his system! :wink:
The bugger I do! Insight And Catharsis is ridiculously funky! :twisted:
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Oh Dave, you poor fool...

Arguing with Libs about metal = Arguing with Plato about philosophy.

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boudicca wrote:Oh Dave, you poor fool...

Arguing with Libs about metal = Arguing with Plato about philosophy.

:lol: :wink:
Plato? Fckng clueless johnny-come-lately. :P :twisted:
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