Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
The godlike genius that is Steven Severin (Banshees bassist and songwriter, for those of you with NAE TASTE ) is one of my friends on Myspace. He sent the following bulletin out today... pay particular attention to the text in bold:
severin wrote:
PLEASE
Do not attempt to advertise on my page. Add a comment NOT an advert about your stupid new track.
Don't post crappy glitter graphics.
Don't ask to IM with me ~ I'm not interested.
Don't ask me "How I'm doing?" ~ I won't reply.
Don't request an add if your music is the TOTAL opposite of mine.
If your music is "New Age" ~ f**k off & hug a tree.
If your music is "Punk" ~ leave me out of it.
If your name is "Violet shadows" & the Sisters are in your top friends ~ I feel sorry for you.
Everybody and everything else grateful received.
I love you
SS
So not a fan of then? Or has drink been taken?
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
I do rather like the ironic use of the word 'love' at the end though
Something tells me his myspace list might fit on the back of a postage stamp.
Now that is Goth!
"It was great that Kurt Cobain shot himself when he did..cos without that ,we'd have no Foo Fighters today" :Ramone, Little Lebowski Urban Achiever. November 2008
Why would anyone ask him how they themselves are doing? That sentence would have made sense if he had removed the quotation marks and question mark or replaced "I'm" with "are you".
If your name is "Violet shadows" & the Sisters are in your top friends ~ I feel sorry for you.
He's just jealous of Von's meticulous grammar and spelling and doesn't want reminded.
I might send one out that says: don't ask me to add you if you're a f**king hairy-arsed bunch of indie-schmindie losers just because you come from Glasgow! Honestly, why in the name of all that is holy do the sh!ttest bands in the world think you want to be their friend just because they live down the road from you? That's only more reason to hate them IMHO - a cursory glance at my record collection should reveal that I like bands MORE the further away they are from Glasgow!
And horny 17 year old boys who describe themselves as "a sexual being" can quite literally go fcuk themselves as well. Messages like that make me think "What am I doing wrong?" and make a mental note to go and get those tattoos sooner rather than later...
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
boudicca wrote:
I might send one out that says: don't ask me to add you if you're a f**king hairy-arsed bunch of indie-schmindie losers just because you come from Glasgow! Honestly, why in the name of all that is holy do the sh!ttest bands in the world think you want to be their friend just because they live down the road from you? That's only more reason to hate them IMHO - a cursory glance at my record collection should reveal that I like bands MORE the further away they are from Glasgow!
And horny 17 year old boys who describe themselves as "a sexual being" can quite literally go fcuk themselves as well. Messages like that make me think "What am I doing wrong?" and make a mental note to go and get those tattoos sooner rather than later...
I get that too, Finnish nu-gother bands treading the well-worn HIM path to stardom( i.e via being Bam Magera's new man-crush) try to add me, plus a large number of 17 year old American girls, who assume because I'm living in Finland have long hair and eyeliner I must be some soulful Scandinavian. I can only imagine their disappointment when they find I'm a prickly, politics-obsessed Englishman. What really baffles me is that the average Finn is about as soulful as a haddock with a face to match.
Oh, and I'd happily swap 17 year old boys for the Turkish men who keep messaging me AND my girlfriend. If we are inviting someone into our bed at any point, one thing I think we will both be agreed upon is that it won't be someone with excessive body hair and a huge nose..
make a mental note to go and get those tattoos sooner rather than later...
Horny 17 year old boy here! I urge you to go on with the tatoos! Wait wait, whats more appropriate 17 year old Boy or 17 year old Goth? Can you be both?
Although the chances of me f**king myself over myspace, because of you or anyone are minimal, that Rupert merdoc owned sham is a disgrace.
I feel violated when I have to use myspace for the most mundane of reasons...
That is indeed me. Although there are a few other photos floating around the site that show a less flattering angle. I shall consider my vanity sufficiantly stroked for this evening.
) is one of my friends on Myspace. He sent the following bulletin out today... pay particular attention to the text in bold:
then? Or has drink been taken? 
Messages like that make me think "What am I doing wrong?" and make a mental note to go and get those tattoos sooner rather than later... 
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