More genius from Viz - 5/2/07
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Planet Dave
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I wouldn't say boo to a goose. I'm not scared of them, I just realise that it would be largely pointless.
'What a heavy load Einstein must have had. Morons everywhere.'
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wild bill buttock
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" I had to laugh at my sister's son the other day-he has ginger hair and bozz eyes"
The photographs of God I bought have almost faded away
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markfiend
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"If Max Clifford is so good at PR, how come everyone thinks he's a cnut?"
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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bushman*pm
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markfiend wrote:"If Max Clifford is so good at PR, how come everyone thinks he's a cnut?"
LAND ROVER: THE BEAST FOUR BY FOUR BY FEAR! KICKS THE ARSE OFF RICEBURNERS!
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Planet Dave
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markfiend wrote:"If Max Clifford is so good at PR, how come everyone thinks he's a cnut?"
'What a heavy load Einstein must have had. Morons everywhere.'
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Izzy HaveMercy
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King of Byblos
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A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV and said to his wife "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts".
She looked a little puzzled but brought him a beer. When he finished it he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry but brought him a beer. When it was gone he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat arse down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realise that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "Oh bollocks, it's started."
She looked a little puzzled but brought him a beer. When he finished it he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry but brought him a beer. When it was gone he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat arse down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realise that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "Oh bollocks, it's started."
"Somehow it seems to fill my head with ideas – only I don't exactly know what they are!"