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Glasgow: the most 'dangerous' part of UK, for a night out!


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/6386173.stm
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undertow wrote:Glasgow: the most 'dangerous' part of UK, for a night out!


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/6386173.stm
That's not 'News', that's 'Olds' ;D

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Aye ,but this section is a bit deathly!

Between 2002 and 2004, the alcohol-related death rate for Scots men was 39.1 per 100,000 of the population, compared with 17.4 across Britain.

The figure was 15.7 per 100,000 for women in Scotland, compared with 8.1 in the UK as a whole.


Does that mean Scots women hold their ale twice as well as their english counterparts , or are they twice as out of control when imbibing on a night out?
'I have reason to believe' he said, 'that one of you has been going out at night!'
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undertow wrote:
Between 2002 and 2004, the alcohol-related death rate for Scots men was 39.1 per 100,000 of the population, compared with 17.4 across Britain.
lightweights. :roll:
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I heard that on the World at One and although my heart swelled with pride and colesterol, I didn't deem it worthy of bringing it to the attention of the forum. ;D
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In fact it 's been an interesting Scottish news day all round,
somehow I cannot believe that they aren't all linked.........

Police uncover cannabis factories
Cannabis plants with a street value of up to £3m are seized during raids across the west of Scotland.

M80 delays after lorry gets stuck
Work begins to free the rear end of a tipper truck which became jammed under an overhead motorway sign.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/default.stm
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4424608.stm

Aye, the highest rate of heart disease in europe, but that's because we're better lovers :wink: :twisted: ;D
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undertow wrote: Does that mean Scots women hold their ale twice as well as their english counterparts , or are they twice as out of control when imbibing on a night out?
Both! Ain't that right, boudicca? :kiss:

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James Blast wrote:I heard that on the World at One and although my heart swelled with pride and colesterol, I didn't deem it worthy of bringing it to the attention of the forum. ;D
thats not like you Sir JB!
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proof therefore if proof were needed regarding us softie southern shandy drinkers!
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.........which is no surprise given the cost of a pint in a london pub!
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