Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
...so the drummer says to the singer 'shall i open that door for you?'
and the singer asks why to which the drummer replies
'you've never got the right key and you dont know when to come in'
LAND ROVER: THE BEAST FOUR BY FOUR BY FEAR! KICKS THE ARSE OFF RICEBURNERS!
You wait, you'll get all excited, and then it'll be..
"Err..I never knew nuffin' abaht it, the bloke wot does my website, and my liason with the ticket companies all set it up wivaht me.."
Although the prospect of watching Carl sing a few notes then dash quickly to a nearby p.c to play the rest of the instruments is a fun one, it's not worth me having to set foot in London, especially if it turns out to be another busted flush.
