scotty & Emily Strange are now.....

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Justin Hawkins and Liz McClarnon have both been picked as possibles to represent the UK in this years Euro vision Song Contest :eek:

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why do the words 'rock' and 'hard place' spring to mind?????

perhaps they could duet and embarass our nation even more than last years entry managed....... :lol:
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SomeKindOfStranger wrote: perhaps they could duet and embarass our nation even more than last years entry managed....... :lol:
Who.....scotty & Emily Strange :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I'd vote for them.

Perhaps they could dress up in Lordi style outfits....
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SomeKindOfStranger wrote::notworthy: :notworthy:

I'd vote for them.

Perhaps they could dress up in Lordi style outfits....
Seconded, and Scotty is a genius on the Bass I hear!
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Dear good grief.

I've just seen who else they have chosen to pick from in terms of representing us in the "not political at all" love fest that is EuroSong.

Brian "run over myself" Harvey

A reformed "Scooch" :eek:

Big "no hit wonders" Brovaz [sic]

A "pop newcomer" called Cyndi who isn't liable to be manufactured at all...probably.


Me ?

I'm voting for Ted & Dougal performing "My Lovely Horse" - that's the best bet.
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Carpathian Psychonaut wrote:Dear good grief.

I've just seen who else they have chosen to pick from in terms of representing us in the "not political at all" love fest that is EuroSong.

Brian "run over myself" Harvey

A reformed "Scooch" :eek:

Big "no hit wonders" Brovaz [sic]

A "pop newcomer" called Cyndi who isn't liable to be manufactured at all...probably.


Me ?

I'm voting for Ted & Dougal performing "My Lovely Horse" - that's the best bet.
Isn't/wasn't Morrissey in talks to write the feem toon, sing the feem toon..?
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Norman Hunter wrote:Isn't/wasn't Morrissey in talks to write the feem toon, sing the feem toon..?
He quite patently wasn't embarrassing enough and these are a better representation of the music in the country today.........

....except of course that most of those don't have a UK career in music today !
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SomeKindOfStranger wrote:Perhaps they could dress up in Lordi style outfits....
NO

justin's doing a duet with some bird... here's a clip


suitably euroish.
and.. whatever happens, scotty, i'll win anyway.

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PS when i saw this thread title, i did wonder quite what...
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Carpathian Psychonaut wrote:Dear good grief.

I've just seen who else they have chosen to pick from in terms of representing us in the "not political at all" love fest that is EuroSong.

Brian "run over myself" Harvey

A reformed "Scooch" :eek:

Big "no hit wonders" Brovaz [sic]

A "pop newcomer" called Cyndi who isn't liable to be manufactured at all...probably.


Me ?

I'm voting for Ted & Dougal performing "My Lovely Horse" - that's the best bet.
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...Man and Wife? :lol:
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it's also news to me!
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EvilBastard wrote:...Man and Wife? :lol:
Are you trying to give the poor lass nightmares. :eek:
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ma'grit! help me!
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It's ok Em's, the mormons wouldn't let him in. the helpline number for those affected by this thread is 0800123456 lines are open 24 hours a day. :D
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*dials*
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emilystrange wrote:*dials*
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Just what does Justin have on his heed?

Ferret, tribble, shagpile?
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weebleswobble wrote:Just what does Justin have on his heed?
Not much, these days. He needs to stop Living The Dream and join the ranks of the Shiny Heeds :wink:
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