Musicians?

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Jim
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Just out of interest, what percentage of sisters fans (lets use you lot as a sample) are:

A) in a band (or make music, you know what I mean)
B) instrumentalists (or singers)
C) Very much neither of the above (however much you wish it were otherwise)

???
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c, with emphasis on the bit in brackets
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I fall in the fourth category:

In LUST with Andrew.
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that would make me b) then.sing a little or have done so in the past and wield a tambourine with total proficiency(although that may be stretching the instruments part a little :wink: )
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C

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a) and b) (although I can't sing too well I've been known to have a go... ) :wink:

http://www.rhombus-rock.com :P
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a) & b) but everything seems to be the acoustic versions nowadays. I can't afford the extra electricty on my pension. :(
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c.
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C. I'm the type of guy you'd only see onstage with a torch/towels/bottles of water, etc - Roadie material :roll:

But with my current haircut you'd be more likely to see me at the front door wearing a black parka/puffa jacket looking moody. :?
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A, dodgy punk band ;)
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i've never been able to stay in a band for very long :(

one day i'll find some people who share my vision of a glam-goth-cyber-metal-pop-punk band who sing about samoyeds and eddie stobart.

and wear primark jeans.

and drink tom paulins (you're not cool unless you know how to make a tom paulin)

so b.
guitar, bass, keys and shouting in german or latin.
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a and b- i have thousands of instrumental songs on my computer but being the perfectionist that i am, never actually made any kind of effort to complete an album

i do however, have one band. neatly entitled Amputed, its a combination of simple guitar riffs and random out of time drums. Not serious as such but very fun to make at random
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C. With brackets. Always convinced myself I could sing, provided I finally found the octave that suited me. Now, I'm just hoping to find the one note (just one, please!) that I can actually hold.

Mind you, that never stopped AE, Lou Reed, Bob Dylan, Iggy Pop, Ian Curtis, Ian Brown...That's what I need to tell myself. That's it...
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C...for me...unfortunatley.......although have been known to "Air Guitar" when nobody is watching (hopefully) :innocent: .Once had a guitar but realised some modicom of talent was a requirement...( all those punk bands lied...the bastards ).....got as far as the opening notes of teenage kicks...then realised i didnt have it :urff:
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Tonnes of A and B..

3 bands at the moment.... and live in our rehearsal unit, and im somewhat of a musical whore genearally.

Current bands.... The Sisters (!), Grinn (www.grinnuk.com), a band with 3 young ladys... kinda Hole type thing and Tim Spoons pub cover easy life ensamble.

Im recording some guitar for some to be relesed pop tune (studio work type stuff), and teach guitar.

Also Jamming lots of MUSE with various peeps at the moment.

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Still playing guitar - sometimes weird shaped ones.
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A and B. I'm a singer, keyboardplayer, drummer, trumpet player, bassist and percussionist.
And I still have a rather normal life.

And some gratuitous self-commerce: check out http://server.dd4e.net/avatar to hear me sing and play the keyboards...

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A and B, still go with the John Lennon quote, " I'm not sure what I'm doing, but I can make it howl"... :notworthy:
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None.
I'm only a listener.
I love music, couldn't live without music, but never felt the need to make music myself.
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for me it would be b)
I'm sort of a guitar player (an dnow hiding in the corner to avoid the comments of my fellow heartlanders.... :D
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I am the greatest singer/songwriter who ever lived.

can't play an instrument to save my life, though.
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A and B and I own a smoke machine!
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Black Shuk wrote:I am the greatest singer/songwriter who ever lived.

can't play an instrument to save my life, though.
I thought that was Von. ;)
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