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undertow
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Has anyone had a sample of Douwe Egberts Cafe Switch shoved through their door? Either it was timed as a great marketing idea to coincide with the death of John Innuendo, or someone in D E marketing is having a laugh..........

apparently (according to the packet)

To achieve the 'creamy pleasure' you have to 'pump and froth' then 'open and squeeze' the contents


oh and just add hot water,..........
'I have reason to believe' he said, 'that one of you has been going out at night!'
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bushman*pm
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undertow wrote:
To achieve the 'creamy pleasure' you have to 'pump and froth' then 'open and squeeze' the contents


oh and just add hot water,..........

after the first lot, the last bit is just down right
PERVERTED!
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Ozpat
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