Heavy as Fu[u][/u]ck!

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I was listening to Planet Rock tonight and Dr. Feelgood by Motley Crue (add yer own umlauts) came on. That is one heavy, heavy sound.

Beat that, impress me, go on :twisted:

or is this another Blast thread that goes south? :|
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Heavier than the Crue (with their improperly-used umlauts ;) Trivia question: name the only band with an umlaut in their/its name, who used it correctly)?

Lessee: Isis, Jesu, Pelican, Sunn O))), for starters...
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I need a tune by a band, I want to make the ultimate Heavy As Fuck! compilation CD - 70mins of "Oh, gosh and blimey snouds"! :eek:
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Well, their songs are all like 10-15 min. long, so they can certainly help, hehehe! ;)
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SINsister wrote:Well, their songs are all like 10-15 min. long, so they can certainly help, hehehe! ;)
No prog rock in this collection Sinny. :twisted:
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Seeee?! I *knew* I was a closet prog-rocker all this time! HA!

Sorry, Mistah Blast, that I couldn't be of more assistance...
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SINsister wrote:Trivia question: name the only band with an umlaut in their/its name, who used it correctly)?
Mötörhead (that's how we pronounce "o"s round our way, ya ken?)
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SINsister wrote:Trivia question: name the only band with an umlaut in their/its name, who used it correctly)?
Mo(umlaut above that O)torhead?
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@EB: you are correct, Sir! :D


(but they've only *1*, remember... ;))
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@Blasty - you win, too - except it's the *other* "o"... :)
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Can I get a witness? :|
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Ask the band, maybe? ;)
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James Blast wrote:Can I get a witness? :|
It's official...

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Amen, Alhellujah... Or something like that... :twisted:
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Alice Cooper--Brutal Planet:Brutal Planet
Sugar--File Under Easy Listening:Gift
AC/DC--Back In Black:Back In Black
Ministry--Pslam 69:NWO
Adam and the Ants--Kings of the Wild Frontier:Ants Invasion
Black Sabbath--Sabbath Bloody Sabbath:Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
Machine Head--Burn My Eyes:Davidian
Judas Priest--Defenders of the Faith:Love Bites
Shotgun Messiah--Violent New Breed:Jihad:I Come In Peace

That's about 45mins James(a decent but not overwhelming length).Is this the kind of stuff you're looking for.
Mind you Motley Crue are PISH so maybe some of this stuff is too heavy for you.
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You've got Adam & The Ants in that list with Ministry and 'Sabbath?! Are you quite mad, Sir? ;)
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SINsister wrote:You've got Adam & The Ants in that list with Ministry and 'Sabbath?! Are you quite mad, Sir? ;)
Deaf..yes,mad no. :D
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SINsister wrote:Trivia question: name the only band with an umlaut in their/its name, who used it correctly)?
Hüsker Dü (means "don't forget" in some Nordic language). 8)
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Ooooooo! Wow! Hmm... Maybe they're the only *heavy metal* band to use it correctly, then? I remember that it used to be a big joke amongst metal bands (and their critics)...
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Ministry - Flashback

(makes my ears hurt but I am a wuss)
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I don’t do hard. I’m a softie :oops:

Fear factory is probably one of the heaviest bands I listen to.
Oh, but a Count Raven would fit on there as well I think.
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James, may I recommend to you again the fine tunes Velvet Kevorkian and All Hail the New Flash by the one and only Strapping Young Lad? Nothing is heavier in this world.

Another definite must-have for your "Heavy as f**k" comp is surely the mighty Slayer and some personal favourites Samael with Rain and Shining Kingdom from their album Passage.
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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The Icicle Works :Sh!t Creek
The Donnas: It's on The Rocks
Morningwood: Easy
The Cult: Phoenix
Love Spit Love: Little Fist
Ahráyeph: Summer :innocent:
Weezer: Hash Pipe
The Wannadies: Kill You

They heavy enough?
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Pista wrote: The Donnas: It's on The Rocks
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My last rock compo -

I Am The Eternal Spectator - Moonspell
Wollt Ihr etc - Rammstein
Ribbons - TSOM
Breakout - Foo Fighters
Take The Power - Cult
Insight & Catharsis - Dimmu Borgir
Double Talkin Jive - GnR
Sabbath Bloody Sabbath - Sabbath
Hardest Button To Button - White Stripes
Bellz - Metallica
Whores Of Babylon - Tiamat
Voodoo People - Prodigy
(the bring it back down nicely section (hey I'm an old git)...
Dark Therapy - Echobelly
Tightrope - Roses
Aerials - SOAD.

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