Heavy as Fu[u][/u]ck!

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i got me some heavy s**t last night:

MachineHead: Davidian
Nailbomb: World of s**t
Ministry: Breathe
SWANS: I am the Sun
Front 242: Religion (Lovelace A-Go-Go mix by JG Thirlwell)
The Nefilim: Venus Decomposing
Slayer: War Ensemble
Skinny Puppy: D o g s h i t
Einstuerzende Neubauten: Headcleaner

"Wild Side" was always my favourite Cru(insert Ugnaught here :) )e track, on the video jukebox (remember them?) at the Blackfriar in Newcastle, Staffs :notworthy:
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SINsister wrote: Trivia question: name the only band with an umlaut in their/its name, who used it correctly)?
For Greater Güd ;D

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canon docre wrote:James, may I recommend to you again the fine tunes Velvet Kevorkian and All Hail the New Flash by the one and only Strapping Young Lad? Nothing is heavier in this world.

Another definite must-have for your "Heavy as f**k" comp is surely the mighty Slayer and some personal favourites Samael with Rain and Shining Kingdom from their album Passage.
Never a truer word was said on these boards...

Sorry JAMES, but I cannot even START mentioning heavy choons, as the whole first 30 years of my life consisted of listening to ultra-heavy shit...

But the whole SYL album by the Strapping Young Lads is indeed heavy as feck (especially 'Relentless')...

Then... erm...

Winter - Goden (from Into Darkness)
My Dying Bride - Songs of Darkness... and the early 'Sear Me'
Paradise Lost - As I Die
Anathema - Sweet Tears
Samael - Worship Him
Emperor - Inno A Satana (sp?)

etc etc etc .... Cannibal Corpse, Morbid Angel, Slayer, Kreator, Testament, Dimmu Borgir, Cradle, Immortal, ... this is pointless :|

Oh, and since yesterday:

Ahráyeph - The Rain Suite! :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

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Badlander wrote:
SINsister wrote:Trivia question: name the only band with an umlaut in their/its name, who used it correctly)?
Hüsker Dü (means "don't forget" in some Nordic language). 8)
Wikipedia wrote:The name means "Do you remember?" in Danish and Norwegian.
I knew the first bit, just wasn't sure which language it was.
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You want heavy as fuc.k? Try and track down a copy of The Hookers: Black Visions of Crimson Wisdom, it's fantastic. There's another record available by them called Satans Highway which is very different--more raw, drunken punk than the full on heavy as fuc.k metal you get on Black Visions. 'tis a shame I don't know where my copies of these records went.
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I'm not massively into "heavy" music, but it's relative I guess. I'm no doubt a complete wuss if you're a serious metalhead, but to everyone else I probably do listen to a lot of Very Scary Noise :lol:
This is what I go for when I've had enough of all the Burt Bacharach...

SWANS - Filth (klang! klunk!)
Laibach - Jesus Christ Superstars
Arch Enemy - Anthems of Rebellion
Loits - Ei Kahetese Midagi

And occasionally some some pre-Black Album Malettica and assorted folk-influenced metal from the Baltic rim, but shhhh.... :wink:
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boudicca wrote:SWANS - Filth (klang! klunk!)
hurrah! :notworthy:
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@IZ. seems we have the same music backround. 8)
Come on, use your influence on Mr. Blast and compile him something which will squeeze his brain out of the ears. :twisted: ;D
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canon docre wrote:@IZ. seems we have the same music backround. 8)
Come on, use your influence on Mr. Blast and compile him something which will squeeze his brain out of the ears. :twisted: ;D
I fear this is not really his cuppa tea, miss, I can always try tho ;)

I tried to serve him some Katatonia once upon a time, but he didnae take the bait... :| tho he is a huge Paradise Lost fan...

Mebbies we'll have to bomb him from two sides :twisted:

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Anything by W.A.S.P (apart from the slow wanky songs)
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James, If you like Paradise Lost you'll probably like Saturnus but i don't think that’s the direction you are talking about ..?
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Keep going people, all your suggestions (apart from the artwank that is Swans) have been logged in the Blast Memory Bankâ„¢. ;D
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James Blast wrote:Keep going people, all your suggestions (apart from the artwank that is Swans) have been logged in the Blast Memory Bankâ„¢. ;D
But what is it your exactly looking or James?
Heavy music soundwise, Rock, metal, Doom :?:
There are a few electronic acts mentioned, I wouldn’t consider them as heavy music myself…
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I'd go for rock christophe. That guitar based 'crunch' with bass guitar and drums as was my initial inspiration - Dr. Feelgood by Mötley Crüe.
If nö öne's heard it, I'll find an mp3 and pöst a link.
I döes kicketh *erse! :twisted: :notworthy:

*sorry Jess, I have been guid up till now :oops:
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May I recommend some Big Black? "The Power of Independent Trucking" would be a good place to start here.
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Yeah, Big Black is a good choice. Also, Mush by Leatherface is quite good--sort of like Motorhead crossed with Husker Du, I guess.
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James Blast wrote:I'd go for rock christophe. That guitar based 'crunch' of guitar, bass and drums as was my initial inspiration - Dr. Feelgood by Motley Crue.
If no one's heard it, I'll find an mp3 and post a link.
I does kicketh *erse! :twisted: :notworthy:
:? err... well.. if Dr. Feelgood is the parameter, why don't you try out some Skid Row, Faster Pussycat, Motörhead, G n'R etc?
I personally don't see anything "heavy" in the Crüe, just plain kick-ass Rock N' Roll.

*shuffles off with her metal records, taking IZ with her* :|
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My favourite very hard thing is Boris - Absolutego.

Coincidentally, it meets Prog requirements as well lasting more than an hour :lol:
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mh wrote:May I recommend some Big Black? "The Power of Independent Trucking" would be a good place to start here.
Or "Fish Fry" -
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She's wearin' his bootprint on her forehead...
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I HEART crunchy. Oh, yes. And walls of shimmering noise. Oh, and reverb... *Swoons*
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Everything Big Black did was heavy :notworthy:

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SINsister wrote:I HEART crunchy. Oh, yes. And walls of shimmering noise. Oh, and reverb... *Swoons*
Ringo Deathstarr

http://www.svcrecords.co.uk/sample/Ring ... of_Sad.mp3

kinda like another band once was
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paint it black wrote:nihil
the ones that supported for the sisters last year? I didn’t think that much of them, but you reminded me of Blutch, they where quite all right and I think more into James alley.
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paint it black wrote:Ringo Deathstarr

http://www.svcrecords.co.uk/sample/Ring ... of_Sad.mp3

kinda like another band once was
If that had the label 'The Jesus And Mary Chain 2007' I think a few of us would be doing cartwheels.
Otherwise, rip off, but a feckin' ace rip off! :twisted: :notworthy: :D :D :D
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