Heavy as Fu[u][/u]ck!

[Maisey]

Calling brideoffrankenstein for some crushingly raw unadultered heavy as hell grimness.



Carcass

They sound ridiculous, but they are heavy as fcuk. Sound a bit like a tractor driving through a swimming pool of mashed potato.

[itnAklipse]

One thing's for sure, at least for me, best albums, Sisters aside, always have the worst production. Often intentionally. So whilst the Crew may sound heavy, it's all bloated like dough for bread and without substance.

[James Blast]

Okay, so far... so guid, feck aff!
1. Motely Crue - Dr. Feelgood Crunch! in extremis with thanks to Anne+Pat
2. Anthrax - Among the Living
3. The Jesus And Mary Chain - Never Understand
4. The Jesus And Mary Chain - Upside Down
5. Led Zeppelin - Heartbreaker (for that grind bit, you know the one)
6. Ministry - Grace (any track from Psalm 69 would suffice apart from TV II)
7. Van Halen - Panama
8. Loop - Collision
9. Metallica - Orion
10. Voivod - Tribal Convictions
11. The Revolting Cocks - Get Down
12. The Scorpions - The Zoo
14. Hughes/Thrall - Coast to Coast

15-39 are still open, keep em comin' kids...

[Nic]

Helmet - Unsung is a fine rockish tune.

And Soundgarden - Rusty Cage springs to mind.

Yeah and Swedish band Mustasch - Down in Black.

[Izzy HaveMercy]

I'd go for rock christophe. That guitar based 'crunch' with bass guitar and drums as was my initial inspiration - Dr. Feelgood by Mötley Crüe.
If nö öne's heard it, I'll find an mp3 and pöst a link.
I döes kicketh *erse!

*sorry Jess, I have been guid up till now

I still have that on a real genuine factory-pressed cassette tape, and it kicks big erse! I also have Poison, Marillion, Bon Jovi, Europe and Def Leppard on cassette... ah those were the days...

IZ.

[Ahráyeph]

I'd go for rock christophe. That guitar based 'crunch' with bass guitar and drums as was my initial inspiration - Dr. Feelgood by Mötley Crüe.
If nö öne's heard it, I'll find an mp3 and pöst a link.
I döes kicketh *erse!

*sorry Jess, I have been guid up till now

I still have that on a real genuine factory-pressed cassette tape, and it kicks big erse! I also have Poison, Marillion, Bon Jovi, Europe and Def Leppard on cassette... ah those were the days...

IZ.

YE NICKED MA TAPES, YA ERSE!!!!

[Izzy HaveMercy]

Okay, so far... so guid, feck aff!
1. Motely Crue - Dr. Feelgood Crunch! in extremis with thanks to Anne+Pat
2. Anthrax - Among the Living
3. The Jesus And Mary Chain - Never Understand
4. The Jesus And Mary Chain - Upside Down
5. Led Zeppelin - Heartbreaker (for that grind bit, you know the one)
6. Ministry - Grace (any track from Psalm 69 would suffice apart from TV II)
7. Van Halen - Panama
8. Loop - Collision
9. Metallica - Orion
10. Voivod - Tribal Convictions
11. The Revolting Cocks - Get Down
12. The Scorpions - The Zoo
14. Hughes/Thrall - Coast to Coast

15-39 are still open, keep em comin' kids...

I see there's a spot free for Dave Mouse-Stain's Holy Wars, one of the bestest choons ever made in the thrash-genre!
And don't give me that Metallica-story, not ONE of ya fuds! Dave should have rebuilt Large Oilrig's face when he had the chance...

IZ.

[Izzy HaveMercy]

I'd go for rock christophe. That guitar based 'crunch' with bass guitar and drums as was my initial inspiration - Dr. Feelgood by Mötley Crüe.
If nö öne's heard it, I'll find an mp3 and pöst a link.
I döes kicketh *erse!

*sorry Jess, I have been guid up till now

I still have that on a real genuine factory-pressed cassette tape, and it kicks big erse! I also have Poison, Marillion, Bon Jovi, Europe and Def Leppard on cassette... ah those were the days...

IZ.

YE NICKED MA TAPES, YA ERSE!!!!

Positively

IZ.

[bushman*pm]

how about, dare i saw it, spit it out by slipknot or perhaps
weak by skunk anansie? if you're looking at the puppets album surely
it should be the title track? or perhaps creeping death?

[EvilBastard]

or perhaps weak by skunk anansie?

Or Brazen

[Dark]

Killing Joke - Hosannas From The Basement Of Hell.

[James Blast]

Killing Joke - Hosannas From The Basement Of Hell.

Good Call!

[Dr. Moody]

Loopflesh- godflesh and loop did a 7" covering each others songs

Acid Mothers Temple;"Starless and the Bible Black Sabbath "

Anything by Skullflower, cannot recommend highly enough like loop taken to an extreme "Last shot at heaven"is a good place to start tho

Alec Empire ,"Intelligence and Sacrifice"

Slayer "Reign in Blood"
Anything by.....
Khanate
Genocide Organ
Merzbow or Masonna,
Merzbow's
"Pulse Demon" or "Venereology" will destroy your stereo and your mind

[Izzy HaveMercy]

Loopflesh- godflesh and loop did a 7" covering each others songs

Acid Mothers Temple;"Starless and the Bible Black Sabbath "

Anything by Skullflower, cannot recommend highly enough like loop taken to an extreme "Last shot at heaven"is a good place to start tho

Alec Empire ,"Intelligence and Sacrifice"

Slayer "Reign in Blood"
Anything by.....
Khanate
Genocide Organ
Merzbow or Masonna,
Merzbow's
"Pulse Demon" or "Venereology" will destroy your stereo and your mind

Following your Empire and Merzbow line for a while there...

A different kind of HEAVY, but indeed:

-Atari Teenage Riot
-Venetian Snares
-Aphex Twin (especially Come To Daddy)

IZ.

[Dr. Moody]

Cant go wrong with any of those Izzy

also Squarepusher and maybe a little Napalm Death anyone ?
20th anniversary of Scum n all..

[mh]

Neil Young has a fantasticly crunchy version of "Powderfinger" on Live Rust, although for sheer guitars that sound like flames roaring out of your speakers, the winner there is the electric "My My Hey Hey" (or whatever it's called).

My recent Spiritualized listening also recommends "Any Way That You Want Me". It starts off typical enough, but then lurches into a total headbanging frenzy for about 5 minutes (complete with cheesy "woo woo" backing vocals).

Finally, and I know you don't like Spacemen 3 (which I intend to do something about soon...) but I have to mention the mighty "Things'll Never Be The Same". Or "Starship". Or "Take Me To The Other Side".

[Badlander]

Neil Young has a fantasticly crunchy version of "Powderfinger" on Live Rust, although for sheer guitars that sound like flames roaring out of your speakers, the winner there is the electric "My My Hey Hey" (or whatever it's called).

Good call, even though "My my, hey hey (out of the blue)" is the folky, acoustic version. The electric version is "Hey hey my my (into the black)".
The live album Weld is very heavy too.

And this is Motörhead's heaviest in my opinion :

[Ahráyeph]

In no particular order :
Raining Blood - Slayer
Creeping Death - Metallica
Spreading the Disease - Queensrÿche
Sober - Tool
Magdalena - A Perfect Circle
Ego - The God Machine
Venus in Furs - The Velvet Underground (heavy in a different way )
Chaos A.D. - Sepultura
Metal Machine Music - Lou Reed (heavy of yet another kind, mhehe)
Metropolis - Motörhead

[wild bill buttock]

Ooh good a list thread I love list threads.
Motorhead-Overkill
Black Sabbath-Hand of doom
Led Zeppelin-Dazed and confused
Budgie-Breadfan
Nine inch nails-Closer to god(NOT Closer,the remix with all the distortion and great big f**k off guitars)
1000 homo DJ's-Supernaut(Heavier than Sabs original)
Tool-lateralus
Ministry-NWO
Sacrilege(UK)-Life line
Napalm death-Cock rock alienation
Extreme noise terror and KLF-3am eternal
Judas priest-Rapid fire
Godflesh-slavestate
Atari teenage riot-Destroy 2000 years of culture
Cubanate-Isolation
The Aphex twin-Come to daddy(Mostly for the video though)
Discharge-The more I see

enough already...

[Dr. Moody]

Orgasmatron, YES!

Earth, Hex or printing in the infernal method... heavy like Sloooow Death

Abruptum,heavy in a satan is about to rape me kinda way ( sounds of their dwarf singer being eloctrocuted, his name was IT !)

Mesuggah, fractured math metal frenzy see "Nothing" 2006

Panic Dhh

Pitchshifter, industrial- pure godflesh worship and relentless.

Xasthur,subliminal genocide,heavy depressing dense american Black metal,heavy like clinical depression.

Wolf Eyes, Human Animal ,noise rock acid nirvana machine! oh and Whitehouse, music for mad people.See also Sutcliffe jungend

[James Blast]

The 'sound of white goods' shite is banned from this list, no TG, Boyd Rice, Bourbonese Qualk etc. please.

you guys might want to have some fun with this lightweight quiz http://www.funtrivia.com/quizzes/music/ ... trial.html

[6FeetOver]

Wow! Color me ignorant! Wtf is the "sound of white goods"?

[6FeetOver]

or perhaps weak by skunk anansie?

Or Brazen

Holy crap. I'd never heard of them before, and just went and listened to some clips. Fanf*ckingtastic.

[6FeetOver]

An online pal o' mine, whose last.fm station may be found here, suggested "Backbone" by Gojira.

See? I'm trying to help, in spite of my ignorance (and errant proggie ways )!

[EvilBastard]

Holy crap. I'd never heard of them before, and just went and listened to some clips. Fanf*ckingtastic.

Bald black lesbian, sounds like she could rip your goolies off, fry them in clarified butter, then make you eat them and be grateful for the attention - we likee!!