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Her voice *rules*. I've been missing that female vocal style for a long time (hence my penchant for male vocalists, almost exclusively). Kick.arse. :notworthy: :von:
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Dr. Moody wrote:Anything by Skullflower

Thanks for the rec (I know it wasn't intended for me, but still) - listening to the "Orange Canyon Mind" album, now.

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if its motorhead surely it must be snaggletooth? forget orgasmatron
(although its a great album!)
and if its killing joke, how about millenium? more crunch than peanut butter!
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bushman*pm wrote:if its motorhead surely it must be snaggletooth?
How much more rock can you get than "Killed by Death"? I mean, that's like...being killed, you know, but, like, by Death (which is so much more rock than being killed by bus).Image
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canon docre wrote:James, may I recommend to you again the fine tunes Velvet Kevorkian and All Hail the New Flash by the one and only Strapping Young Lad? Nothing is heavier in this world.
Great choice, but I'd say to go for "Detox" as well as those or, indeed, instead of those two.

SYL are fanbl00dytastic and Devin is one of the nicest guys you could meet.

Yep, as Canon says, you do have to get some Strapping on there......
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You want heavy? Proof that the 'head is 'arder and 'eavier than any element known to man...
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"When you're dealing with a warhorse like Lemmy, it's not easy to discuss typical normal healthy things, such as a balanced diet and proper fluid intake," Motörhead manager Todd Singerman explained in a statement issued Tuesday afternoon (July 5). "Look, one time when I spoke to him about the importance of vegetables in a diet, he looked me straight in the eye and said, 'What are you talking about, Todd? These [potato chips] here are part of the vegetable food group.' So imagine telling him he needs to drink more water because it's a crazy hot summer in Europe — although in fairness to Lemmy, he did start making an effort by adding extra ice cubes to his Jack and Coke."

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EvilBastard wrote:You want heavy? Proof that the 'head is 'arder and 'eavier than any element known to man...
Wikipedia wrote:In an article for BraveWords.com, Lemmy supposedly claimed to have engaged in bisexual behaviour. This was proven to be a hoax. Lemmy is said to have called up the journalist who claimed he was bisexual, and informed him that "it would be difficult for him to kneel down and get his floppy disk with a screwdriver through both knees."
As far as rock quotes go, they don't come heavier than this one:

"Theirs goes, 'Ding ding ding dingy ding-ding.' Ours goes, 'Ding ding ding ding dingy ding-ding.'"

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bushman*pm wrote:and if its killing joke, how about millenium? more crunch than peanut butter!
Pah!

...The Wait,
...Exit,
...The Fall Of Because,
...Pssyche,
...Primitive,

to name but a few, all piss all over Millennium for heaviness.
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Now now children...
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James Blast wrote:Now now children...
...you're going to add "Detox" to your list ?

Am I right ?

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paint it black wrote:Ringo Deathstarr

http://www.svcrecords.co.uk/sample/Ring ... of_Sad.mp3

kinda like another band once was
If that had the label 'The Jesus And Mary Chain 2007' I think a few of us would be doing cartwheels.
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Just discovered Arkona, a Polish black/death/melodic/symphonic metal band... not a fan of 99 out of 100 bands like this but they have a female singer who goes between really good clean vocals (not the usual wispy waily sub-operatic stuff that you get off of symphonic or "gothic metal" bands.... which for the record are neither gothic nor metal IMHO but I digress...) and a growl which would knock spots off most male vocalists in that genre.

Prolly not your cup of goat's blood though, James :lol:
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boudicca wrote:Prolly not your cup of goat's blood though, James :lol:
Snouds heinous, and how's yir music career doin'? :innocent: ;D
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Okay, so far... so guid, feck aff!
1. Motely Crue - Dr. Feelgood Crunch! in extremis with thanks to Anne+Pat :D
2. Anthrax - Among the Living
3. The Jesus And Mary Chain - Never Understand
4. The Jesus And Mary Chain - Upside Down
5. Led Zeppelin - Heartbreaker (for that grind bit, you know the one)
6. Ministry - Grace (any track from Psalm 69 would suffice apart from TV II)
7. Van Halen - Panama
8. Loop - Collision
9. Metallica - Orion
10. Voivod - Tribal Convictions
11. The Revolting Cocks - Get Down
12. The Scorpions - The Zoo
14. Hughes/Thrall - Coast to Coast
15. Megadeth - Hook In Mouth
16, Prong - Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck
17. Mansun - She Makes My Nose Bleed <--- go on, stab me ;D
18. Slayer - Jesus Saves

19-39 are still open, keep em a comin' weirdos, just try to remember guitar based rock is key to this project... :twisted:
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ok your majesty, new list...


Gorgoroth ,carving a giant off their new album, essential !
KMFDM , sex on the flag
Satyricon, fuel for hatred, also check out the video its kinda good
Lair of the Minotaur,the ultimate destroyer
Katatonia,My twin, off the great cold distance
Lightning bolt
Skullflower ,cos you know you want to
Neurosis
And anything by Mainliner, promise your ears will bleed :twisted:

Maybe we should start a mixtape thread ? :innocent:
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boudicca wrote:...(not the usual wispy waily sub-operatic stuff that you get off of symphonic or "gothic metal" bands.... which for the record are neither gothic nor metal IMHO but I digress...)

Ohhhh, I don't like that vocal style, either. Icky-poo! :urff: ;D
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