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maybe the link dosent work.... this is what it should say

Men survive gruesome suicide attempt


Published on: 03/09/07

Two Atlanta men survived an attempt to kill themselves Friday by cutting off their arms with a circular saw, according to Atlanta Police Major Lane Hagin.

The men managed to sever three of their arms about six inches above the wrist, he said.

The two men — ages 40 and 41 — left a suicide note with the manager of their Atlanta apartment building saying they were committing suicide because their business had failed and they were recently diagnosed with HIV, Hagin said.

After reading the note, the manager called police who found the two men in their apartment with "a lot of blood," the major said.

Their names were not released. Police spokesman Steve Coleman said both were in stable condition at Grady Memorial Hospital late Friday and will undergo psychiatric evaluation.

No charges will be filed in the incident, police said.


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Sorry to find this kinda funny but...

Picture this:

Two men, attempting suicide by cutting off arms with circular saw.

ROAAAARRRRRRR!!!!! Aaaaargh!!!!!! One....
ROOAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!! AAAAARRGGGHH!!! Two...
WROOUAAMMMMMMMM!!!!! IAAAAARGHHH!!! Three...

"Erm." *cough* "Eh. Neil? I kinda have a problem now..."


;D

Silly people...

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote: Silly people...

IZ.
And they don´t even get a Darwin Award, as they survived.
That should kill them.
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Sorry to find this kinda funny but...

Picture this:

Two men, attempting suicide by cutting off arms with circular saw.

ROAAAARRRRRRR!!!!! Aaaaargh!!!!!! One....
ROOAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!! AAAAARRGGGHH!!! Two...
WROOUAAMMMMMMMM!!!!! IAAAAARGHHH!!! Three...

"Erm." *cough* "Eh. Neil? I kinda have a problem now..."


;D

Silly people...

IZ.
My solution would be to each hold the circular saw between the legs/knees, but hey, that's just me :lol:

Wouldn't be too happy having looked through everything, touching all the blood covered stuff and then reading the note :eek:
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Sorry to find this kinda funny but...

Picture this:

Two men, attempting suicide by cutting off arms with circular saw.

ROAAAARRRRRRR!!!!! Aaaaargh!!!!!! One....
ROOAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!! AAAAARRGGGHH!!! Two...
WROOUAAMMMMMMMM!!!!! IAAAAARGHHH!!! Three...

"Erm." *cough* "Eh. Neil? I kinda have a problem now..."


;D

Silly people...

IZ.
Good forward thinking I'd say, One Hand left to turn the elecrtical saw off :innocent:
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and I will raise you a ....

Serbian vampire hunters prevent Milosevic come-back
Drive 3ft stake through dictator's black heart
Serbian vampire hunters have acted to prevent the very remote possibility that former dictator Slobodan Milosevic might stage a come-back - by driving a three-foot stake through his heart.

According to Ananova, the politically-motivated Van Helsings, led by Miroslav Milosevic (no relation), gave themselves up to cops after attacking the deceased despot in his grave in the eastern town of Pozarevac. Milosevic popped his clogs back in 2006, while on trial in a UN war crimes tribunal for various unsavoury activities connected with the disintegration of the former Yugoslavia.

Miroslav Milosevic said "he and his fellow vampire hunters acted to stop the former dictator returning from the dead to haunt the country". His team explained that the wooden stake had been "driven into the ground and through the late president's heart".

Slobodan Milosevic's Socialist Party of Serbia naturally condemned the desecration, while his daughter-in-law Milica Gajic said she "planned to sue the vampire hunters and accused the police of failing to protect the grave properly". ®

http://www.theregister.com/2007/03/06/milosevic_staked/
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Now I'm no Sherlock Holmes but I am a carpenter and I suspect foul play.
Who held the circular saw to cut the last man's last hand off?It couldn't have been either of the two men as neither had any hands to hold it with.
Unless it was either a table saw or a cross cut/mitre(Combination) saw.
if any of you are thinking of following these men's example I would suggest either a Dewalt or Makita combination saw and not one of the s**t B&Q rubbish-they simply lack the power to cut cleanly through the bone and sinue.Another thing to think about is that the blood might clog them up so it might be worth investing in a vaccuum attachment and you don't want your suicide note getting messy and illegeble.Obviously you want to lay as much grief and guilt as possible on those left behind.
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ah well, they can become real Zen buddhists, now


think about it... :innocent:
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James Blast wrote:ah well, they can become real Zen buddhists, now


think about it... :innocent:
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the things people do...

:eek: To the above stories although I think people have gone mad in this world, well here in Holland anyway. The last two weeks the news has been about three different families in Holland, one family in Belgium, where the parents or adults if you wish are killing themselves for whatever reasons but they are also killing their children too. One case the man first kills his mother-in-law and then takes his two sons and himself and stand before an on-coming train. Apparently he & his wife were going to be getting divorced!
The other family took an overdose, even the family dog was involved, to kill themselves, however the father survived the suicide attempt but is now facing three murder charges! Their problem seemed to have been debt.

Words cannot describe how angry I get as since when do parents take their own childrens lives too? Fuckingmadness I tell you.
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Humans are a truly twisted bunch - but when kids are involved, I see red. Monstrous. :evil: :evil: :evil: :cry:
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not to mention the CYBORG PIGEONS ????????????????? wtf


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Wow, I wish I hadn't followed that link - I just ate lunch. :urff: :urff: :urff:
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sorry :innocent:

And yes this is a very awesome advance for the Chinese; a fleet of suicide pigeons into enemy fighter jet engines and all....



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eotunun wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote: Silly people...

IZ.
And they don´t even get a Darwin Award, as they survived.
That should kill them.
Dont worry mate, at this rate it wont take too long...........................
just a case of working out the logistics!!!!!
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Thats brillient.

Although less funny since someone showed me a clip from the film saw today. I NEVER want to see that movie.
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:eek: :roll: Sometimes I should leave the computer turned off.




Thats it ,I'm going back to bed.Night night
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Actually before I go back to bed I though you might like to read this
.It's the comments that make this worthwhile
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You can't get bullets in Atlanta? Or rope? :urff:
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Spigel wrote:this
..has been posted for the third time at least, now. :wink:
Oh, and bushman: You´ve got no idea what damage you can do with well trained feet!
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eotunun wrote:
Spigel wrote:this
..has been posted for the third time at least, now. :wink:
;D


Bet you feel all smug now :twisted:
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Spigel wrote:It's the comments that make this worthwhile

OMG, I'm sitting here in stitches. Whoever said that Brits have no sense of humo(u)r was full of sh*t!


LMAO!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :notworthy:
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