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Taking a Dump in an Office/Work place toilet when someone is in the next door cubicle doing the same :oops: :lol:

Others?.
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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scotty wrote:Taking a Dump in an Office/Work place toilet when someone is in the next door cubicle doing the same :oops: :lol:

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Having a quick one of the wrist in the same circumstances..? :innocent:
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Taking a dump at a friends/girlfriends house and realising that their toilet isn't... powerful enough :twisted:
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finding a short and curly on the toilet seat just between your legs that

A. you didn't notice before you sat down

B. isn't yours
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I hate that. Its like, we're all here for the same reason, but I'd rather not feel like you were listening.
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scotty wrote:Taking a Dump in an Office/Work place toilet when someone is in the next door cubicle doing the same :oops: :lol:

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The person in the next cubicle being your boss, and he starts talking to you.
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eotunun wrote:
scotty wrote:Taking a Dump in an Office/Work place toilet when someone is in the next door cubicle doing the same :oops: :lol:

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The person in the next cubicle being your boos, and he starts talking to you.
i love talking to people in the bogs...freaks them right out!! :twisted: :twisted:
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Andie wrote:
eotunun wrote:
scotty wrote:Taking a Dump in an Office/Work place toilet when someone is in the next door cubicle doing the same :oops: :lol:

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The person in the next cubicle being your boos, and he starts talking to you.
i love talking to people in the bogs...freaks them right out!! :twisted: :twisted:
I´m glad you´re not my boss.
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robertzombie wrote:Taking a dump at a friends/girlfriends house and realising that their toilet isn't... powerful enough :twisted:
Ooooooohhhh.........the Floater, a nightmare :lol:
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Andie wrote:
eotunun wrote:
scotty wrote:Taking a Dump in an Office/Work place toilet when someone is in the next door cubicle doing the same :oops: :lol:

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The person in the next cubicle being your boos, and he starts talking to you.
i love talking to people in the bogs...freaks them right out!! :twisted: :twisted:

OMFG, you sick b*stard! :lol: I HATE when women do that in office restrooms! Especially when they know me, and think that I'm going to chat with them, whilst *ahem*. GROSS!!! :urff: :urff: :urff:
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Any Guys been caught *ahem* up to the hilt in a Girlfriend by the Parents?...........not nice :eek:
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SINsister wrote:
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eotunun wrote:The person in the next cubicle being your boos, and he starts talking to you.
i love talking to people in the bogs...freaks them right out!! :twisted: :twisted:

OMFG, you sick b*stard! :lol: I HATE when women do that in office restrooms! Especially when they know me, and think that I'm going to chat with them, whilst *ahem*. GROSS!!! :urff: :urff: :urff:
most of the guys at my work seem to know it's me talking to them (accent kinda gives it away)...it's the temps that get freaked the most :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

worse still is one of my collegues who's gay and open about it :eek: :twisted: :twisted:
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A friend of mine with whom I was at London in 1990 went to the toilet on the ferry back to the continent. He covered the toilet with a good long piece of paper so he felt more comfortable while sitting down. Whe getting up again, the paper got -well, caught, stuck - Anyway, he had a good two feet long trail of toilet paper hanging out of the rear of his trousers. He walked through half the ship before noticing. he wasn´t all pleased when he did..
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Well, what wasn't cool was when I casually tried to sneak a girl out of the house after saying that there was no one in there with me.

That was one of the stupidest (and I am very pleased to say: only) lies I have ever told.
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Andie wrote:most of the guys at my work seem to know it's me talking to them (accent kinda gives it away)
I don't understand..? Where do you live, and where are you from?
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SINsister wrote:
Andie wrote:most of the guys at my work seem to know it's me talking to them (accent kinda gives it away)
I don't understand..? Where do you live, and where are you from?
I live in England...darkest Essex to be precise...but my accent is Scottish
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Andie wrote:I live in England...darkest Essex to be precise...but my accent is Scottish
Aha! And bringing this all right back on-topic: If it's not Scottish, it's CRAP! :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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SINsister wrote:
Andie wrote:I live in England...darkest Essex to be precise...but my accent is Scottish
Aha! And bringing this all right back on-topic: If it's not Scottish, it's CRAP! :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

i always thought that "If it ain't Stiff...it ain't worth a F#ck" was the saying :twisted:
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It's an old Saturday Night Live joke, by Mike Myers. :)
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Andie wrote: i always thought that "If it ain't Stiff...it ain't worth a F#ck" was the saying :twisted:
:oops: No comment. :twisted:
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Calm down Dear, it was a slogan for Stiff Records ;D

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Andie wrote:worse still is one of my collegues who's gay and open about it :eek: :twisted: :twisted:
I trust you're referring to his sexual practices rather than sexual attraction! I don't like hearing the crude details of anyone's sex life, gay or straight. It always make me wonder what their partner would have to say about it if they knew what their other half was going round telling people in graphic detail.
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what about having a cr@p on your girlfreind and her parents walk in, don't you just hate that?

anyone?


anyone???



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James Blast wrote:Calm down Dear, it was a slogan for Stiff Records ;D

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I had that logo as my avatar once I think, way back in the mists of time.

I don't even like Stiff Records, really. I'm just juvenile :lol: :oops:
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scotty wrote:Any Guys been caught *ahem* up to the hilt in a Girlfriend by the Parents?...........not nice :eek:
That's not as bad as walking in on your parents. :urff:
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