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nick the stripper wrote:
scotty wrote:Any Guys been caught *ahem* up to the hilt in a Girlfriend by the Parents?...........not nice :eek:
That's not as bad as walking in on your parents. :urff:
..and joining in :urff: :urff: :urff: :urff: :urff: :urff:
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nick the stripper wrote:
scotty wrote:Any Guys been caught *ahem* up to the hilt in a Girlfriend by the Parents?...........not nice :eek:
That's not as bad as walking in on your parents. :urff:
Like in that episode of King Of The Hill where Hank went temporarily blind after walking in on his mother and her new boyfriend having it off on the kitchen table :lol: :notworthy:
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nick the stripper wrote:That's not as bad as walking in on your parents. :urff:
I apparently did that, once. But I was about 3, so I'm told (so thankfully, I have no recollection)... :urff:
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nick the stripper wrote:That's not as bad as walking in on your parents. :urff:
I apparently did that, once. But I was about 3, so I'm told (so thankfully, I have no recollection)... :urff:
Eek! :urff: How was that one broken to you, Sinny? :eek: :lol:

It's bloody traumatic enough when it actually occurs to you, in the course of learning about the birds and the bees, that your parents even do it at all... :lol:
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Nick wrote:That's not as bad as walking in on your parents.
It bloody is, I'm less inclined to throw my Parents out of the house, than Her parents were to throw me out! :eek: :lol:
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Combining elements from previous suggestions...

Walking in on your mother while she's on the toilet, anyone?

My mother never used to lock the door
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mh wrote:Combining elements from previous suggestions...

Walking in on your mother while she's on the toilet, anyone?

My mother never used to lock the door
Ever walked in on your grandma in the bath? :urff: :urff: :urff:
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I got filmed having sex on the field at college. :oops:







I was more proud than uncomfortable. 8))
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boudicca wrote:Eek! :urff: How was that one broken to you, Sinny? :eek: :lol:

It's bloody traumatic enough when it actually occurs to you, in the course of learning about the birds and the bees, that your parents even do it at all... :lol:

Urf! No sh*t. Actually, I don't quite remember when or how, but they got a laugh out of it for years, at my expense: Mom and Dad had gotten over it years ago (because I was but a wee one), but *I* never did, and I think they got no end of fun recollecting for me how I'd asked if I could play "horsey", too...

G*d, is my face red! :lol: :lol: :lol: :urff: :roll:
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mh wrote:Combining elements from previous suggestions...

Walking in on your mother while she's on the toilet, anyone?

My mother never used to lock the door
Ugh! My parents never did, either. In fact, they used to accidentally walk in on us kids, too! I took to locking the bathroom door after that... :urff:
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weebleswobble wrote:what about having a cr@p on your girlfreind and her parents walk in, don't you just hate that?

anyone?


anyone???



COAT!!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :urff: Easily sorted though...'ooh s**t, I seem to have mistaken your daughter for a toilet. Be a love and pass us the loo roll.'
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Good grief. Are *all* guys obsessed with poo?! :eek: :urff: :roll:
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only those in the Leeds/Manchester environs ;D
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SINsister wrote:Good grief. Are *all* guys obsessed with poo?! :eek: :urff: :roll:
Simply trying to provide practical and helpful advice to someone in a tight spot, on behalf of the Caring & Sharing Naaaaarthern Contingent. :P
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SINsister wrote:I think they got no end of fun recollecting for me how I'd asked if I could play "horsey", too...
It's a good thing I didn't start my coffee before reading this thread. :lol:
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scotty wrote:Any Guys been caught *ahem* up to the hilt in a Girlfriend by the Parents?...........not nice :eek:
Worse when they catch you afterwards.

A mother's imagination moves faster than I do :urff:
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you're all very strange and disturbed, but i must say WeeblesWobble is head and shoulders above the rest, and for that sir...
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No, what's really disturbing is that *I* haven't DONE anything strange or disturbing, myself! :evil: :cry:
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mh wrote:Combining elements from previous suggestions...

Walking in on your mother while she's on the toilet, anyone?

My mother never used to lock the door
....whilst boning the mutt?
:innocent: ;D :urff:
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SINsister wrote:No, what's really disturbing is that *I* haven't DONE anything strange or disturbing, myself! :evil: :cry:
What..................nothing? :eek:
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Nothing. :evil: :eek: :cry: :von:
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scotty wrote:
SINsister wrote:No, what's really disturbing is that *I* haven't DONE anything strange or disturbing, myself! :evil: :cry:
What..................nothing? :eek:
not even venturing within these walls?
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That hardly qualifies as "disturbing". Hmm. Maybe my take on what's "disturbing" has nowt to do with any of yours..?
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im an open minded kind of guy, try me!
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Eh, it's not that... I think you lot'd find the things I *haven't* done far more disturbing... :( :von:
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