now that does intrigue me!SINsister wrote:Eh, it's not that... I think you lot'd find the things I *haven't* done far more disturbing...
Uncomfortable Situations.
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bushman*pm wrote:now that does intrigue me!SINsister wrote:Eh, it's not that... I think you lot'd find the things I *haven't* done far more disturbing...
I'm not volunteering any info...you'll have to think of things to ask, hahaha!
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people/food/places/animals/vehicles ??SINsister wrote:bushman*pm wrote:now that does intrigue me!SINsister wrote:Eh, it's not that... I think you lot'd find the things I *haven't* done far more disturbing...
I'm not volunteering any info...you'll have to think of things to ask, hahaha!
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bushman*pm wrote:people/food/places/animals/vehicles ??
None of the above.
Well, the ex's mum's cellar, once (almost 8 years ago, now), but it wasn't all *that* disturbing, imho...
ETA: no, we weren't "discovered," either...and because we were so terrified of being found, we didn't really end up...erm...finishing.
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Electrodes/ Frogs/ Bycicle Pumps/ Light Bulbs??bushman*pm wrote:people/food/places/animals/vehicles ??SINsister wrote:bushman*pm wrote: now that does intrigue me!
I'm not volunteering any info...you'll have to think of things to ask, hahaha!
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
I'm just waiting for a story about a Cucumber, Clingfilm and that Beanbag with the Hand Cuffs on itDerekR wrote:Get a room you two ...and make sure scotty isn't peeping through the window
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
You'll wait a while then...a gentleman never tellsscotty wrote:I'm just waiting for a story about a Cucumber, Clingfilm and that Beanbag with the Hand Cuffs on itDerekR wrote:Get a room you two ...and make sure scotty isn't peeping through the window
Besides, I'm kinda dating at the moment, proper dating
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scotty wrote:I'm just waiting for a story about a Cucumber, Clingfilm and that Beanbag with the Hand Cuffs on itDerekR wrote:Get a room you two ...and make sure scotty isn't peeping through the window
I don't own any 'cuffs. Dammit!.
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Eh........What?..........Eh..........What?............Eh..............a Bird?..............a Real Bird?, the pictures......a meal...............you've asked what Her Second name is? , do tell.DerekR wrote:
Besides, I'm kinda dating at the moment, proper dating
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
<ahem> well it's common knowledge round these parts that one of these has pride of place in my house (minus the girl)SINsister wrote:scotty wrote:I'm just waiting for a story about a Cucumber, Clingfilm and that Beanbag with the Hand Cuffs on itDerekR wrote:Get a room you two ...and make sure scotty isn't peeping through the window
I don't own any 'cuffs. Dammit!.
Yes to all of the abovescotty wrote:Eh........What?..........Eh..........What?............Eh..............a Bird?..............a Real Bird?, the pictures......a meal...............you've asked what Her Second name is? , do tell.DerekR wrote:
Besides, I'm kinda dating at the moment, proper dating
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I was thinking the very sameSINsister wrote:Oh, my.
An open fire so near an inflatable mattress is asking for REAL trouble!
IZ.
Inflatable mattress? How dare you, it's a 'wipe clean' faux leather beanbagIzzy HaveMercy wrote:I was thinking the very sameSINsister wrote:Oh, my.
An open fire so near an inflatable mattress is asking for REAL trouble!
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Good Lord, thats the biggest black cock I've ever seen. Derek, your new acquaintance will be delighted. (I hope)
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
and just how many are you claiming to have seen Jess?canon docre wrote:Good Lord, thats the biggest black cock I've ever seen.
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
Not if you catch it early enough. Let it dry and you're there all day trying to get it clean lolSINsister wrote:DerekR wrote:Inflatable mattress? How dare you, it's a 'wipe clean' faux leather beanbag
Shouldn't it be "hose off" with a powerwashing kit?
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DerekR wrote:Not if you catch it early enough. Let it dry and you're there all day trying to get it clean lolSINsister wrote:DerekR wrote:Inflatable mattress? How dare you, it's a 'wipe clean' faux leather beanbag
Shouldn't it be "hose off" with a powerwashing kit?
Good grief, too much information...
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Hehe, I win. I've still got itSINsister wrote:DerekR wrote:Not if you catch it early enough. Let it dry and you're there all day trying to get it clean lolSINsister wrote:
Shouldn't it be "hose off" with a powerwashing kit?
Good grief, too much information...
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many many many... ok, they've been all on screen, but nonetheless...scotty wrote:and just how many are you claiming to have seen Jess?canon docre wrote:Good Lord, thats the biggest black cock I've ever seen.
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.